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𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀 .ᐟ 𝐓𝐎 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡 𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗬 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝙎𝙊𝙐𝙇 𝐈𝐒𝐍’𝐓 𝐒𝐎 𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑫 .ᐟ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 19

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ᅠ 𝗧𝗢𝗢 𝗕𝗔𝗗 .ᐟ 𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀
𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝑴𝑨𝑫 .ᐟ 𝐁𝐔𝐓
𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐕𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐀
𝘿𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙃 𝙒𝙄𝙎𝙃,

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 24

[ reading a book .

...

it says ' how to kiII kids ' on the cover . 💀 ]

Reposted by ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑.

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓗𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐄 .ᐟ @kidwiththehat.bsky.social · Aug 23

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ᅠ𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗘
𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐓
𝑫𝑶𝑼𝑩𝑳𝑬 ─ 𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝐌𝐄 .ᐣ

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 22

@trainrushed.bsky.social @groovydirector.bsky.social

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 22

[ STARING AT HER WHILE SHE READS 💀 ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 22

I suppose you have a point.

[ Evelyn actually begins reading it 💀]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 22

well, it's the law .ᐟ i don't know what you expected, lady . 😒

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 22

NO 👺👺

𝔹𝕖𝕓𝕠𝕡 @mutantwarthog.bsky.social · Aug 22

YES. 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 22

NO 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 22

well, it's the law .ᐟ i don't know what you expected, lady . 😒

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 22

… 😦

My, that paper is certainly long

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 22

i'm so glad you asked .ᐟ really, i am .

[ POOFING A LONG ASS PIECE OF PAPER IN FRONT OF HER .ᐣ.ᐣ ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 22

[ GRUMBLE .

that one stupid hatted kid hasn't d¡ed yet ... this book is USELESS . he tosses it behind him . ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 22

i'm so glad you asked .ᐟ really, i am .

[ POOFING A LONG ASS PIECE OF PAPER IN FRONT OF HER .ᐣ.ᐣ ]

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 22

Show me the law

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 22

the rules of my forest say you must . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 22

NO 👺

𝔹𝕖𝕓𝕠𝕡 @mutantwarthog.bsky.social · Aug 21

That's mista bebop to YOU

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

OKAY, BEBOP THE FOOL . 😡 SHUT

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 22

the rules of my forest say you must . 👺

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 21

I shall not sign your contract after all ! 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

and i will NOT . you're in MY forest, you play by MY rules . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

[ he stares back, then turns AWAY 😭🙏 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝑱 𝓖𝑹𝑶𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑺 .ᐟ @groovydirector.bsky.social · Aug 21

... darling . what do you mean by ' how accurate ' 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

how accurate 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

you look rather rainbow .

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝑱 𝓖𝑹𝑶𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑺 .ᐟ @groovydirector.bsky.social · Aug 21

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

and i will NOT . you're in MY forest, you play by MY rules . 👺

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Aug 21

.. I am asking you to explain yourself. 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

i do not explain myself to ANYONE . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

topaz

here too, ❤️ for a one sentence starter 👺👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

i do not explain myself to ANYONE . 👺

𝙳𝚛 𝙰𝚞𝚐𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎 @aperturescientist.bsky.social · Aug 21

Explain THIS -- 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

👺👺👺 ...

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

👺👺👺 ...

𝙳𝚛 𝙰𝚞𝚐𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎 @aperturescientist.bsky.social · Aug 21

. . . Now wait a minute 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

...

[ THE SAME BACKSIDE IS STILL THERE . 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

OKAY, BEBOP THE FOOL . 😡 SHUT

𝔹𝕖𝕓𝕠𝕡 @mutantwarthog.bsky.social · Aug 21

No, I am BEBOP 😡

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

FOOL 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

watch your LANGUAGE . also, expIode 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

...

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓣𝐎𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝓓𝐎𝐎𝐌. @possessedouthouse.bsky.social · Aug 21

hey motherpecker

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

ugh, that POSSESSED outhouse is back .

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

FOOL 👺

𝔹𝕖𝕓𝕠𝕡 @mutantwarthog.bsky.social · Aug 21

No, I’m BEBOP 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

because you're a FOOL 😡

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

more annoyances for me . hooray . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

ugh, that POSSESSED outhouse is back .

Reposted by ‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑.

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓣𝐎𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝓓𝐎𝐎𝐌. @possessedouthouse.bsky.social · Aug 21

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ᅠ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝗦𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐀
𝙅𝙀𝙍𝙆 .ᐟ 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐃𝐎 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄
𝐓𝐎 𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 .ᐣ

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

because you're a FOOL 😡

𝔹𝕖𝕓𝕠𝕡 @mutantwarthog.bsky.social · Aug 21

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING 😡

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕾𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑. @contractexpired.bsky.social · Aug 21

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA 👺