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Kevin Allen

@constructivecynic.bsky.social

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Video editor, filmmaker, film critic @615film, @mcfca615 & @SEFilmCritics member, @defyfilmfest supervisor, Packers & wrestling fan.

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Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Nov 15

I dislike talking politics bcuz they're not my best subject, and they make me uncomfortable and depressed. But, a summation of my beliefs for those curious:

Trans men are men.
Trans women are women.
Love is love.
Black lives matter.
Women deserve bodily autonomy.
Hugs not drugs.
#FDT

Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · 10d

#Bugonia is another devilishly dark and surreal comedy driven by Yorgos Lanthimos' confident direction which serves the film up as an ominous warning to society. Check out my full thoughts on it here:

615film.com/bugonia/

#FilmSky🎥🎬📽️🎞️

‘Bugonia’ is a Darkly Funny and Flat Out Dark Signal for Our Future (Review) - 615 Film

A Big Pharma executive is kidnapped by conspiracy theorists who believe her to be an alien in the newest film from Yorgos Lanthimos.

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Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · 11d

I had the great fortune of seeing Tina Romero’s feature debut #QueensOfTheDead at #CFF2025, and it’s a certified crowd pleaser that opens in Nashville tomorrow! Check out my full thoughts on it here:
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'Queens of the Dead' is a Scary, Sincere Torchpassing to Tina Romero (Review) - 615 Film

A zombie outbreak traps a band of drag performers inside their nightclub in the first feature film from Tina Romero.

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Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · 12d

A great cast and filmmaking aesthetic can’t save #AHouseOfDynamite from a heavy-handed script that distracts from the realism Kathryn Bigelow creates as director. Check out my full thoughts here: 615film.com/a-house-of-d...

#FilmSky🎥🎬📽️🎞️

Kathryn Bigelow & Crew Can't Save Ham-Fisted 'A House of Dynamite' (Review) - 615 Film

An unknown nuclear missile is coming right for America and the United States government scrambles to stop it in the newest thriller from Kathryn Bigelow.

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Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · 17d

Black Phone 2 is the rare horror sequel that lives up to, if not surpasses the original. Check out my full thoughts on it here:
615film.com/black-phone-2/

#FilmSky🎬🎥🎞️📽️

‘Black Phone 2’ is an Unsettling Sequel that Surpasses the Original (Review) - 615 Film

The Grabber continues to torment Finney and Gwen Shaw from beyond the grave in this follow-up to the 2021 hit horror film from director Scott Derrickson.

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Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Oct 3

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s turn as UFC pioneer Mark Kerr is solid, but not awards-worthy in Benny Safdie’s beguiling and brutal effort to turn the sports biopic subgenre on its head. Check out why I think #TheSmashingMachine is worth seeing here: 615film.com/the-smashing...

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'The Smashing Machine' is a Raw, Realistic Tale of an MMA Pioneer (Review) - 615 Film

MMA fighter Mark Kerr's road toward self-redemption is told in this collaboration between Dwayne Johnson and Benny Safdie.

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Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Sep 23

Fr tho, gg

Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Sep 21

I’m a Packers fan who predicted the Browns would finish 0-17 this season. Joke’s on me!

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Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Sep 20

There are few things that sound more disgusting on paper than White Russians in a can.

Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 28

THE GREEN BAY PACKERS DRAFTED A WIDE RECEIVER IN THE FIRST ROUND AND TRADED FOR MICAH PARSONS WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS WHAT IS THIS SEASON HOLY SHIT #NFLSky🏈 #GoPackGo GO PACK GO GO PACK FUCKING GO!!

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Parsons traded to Packers, gets record contract

Star pass rusher Micah Parsons was traded by the Cowboys to the Packers and agreed to a record contract for a non-quarterback with Green Bay.

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Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 22

If season 1 of #LongStoryShort is any indication, #RaphaelBobWaksberg and co. will be three for three on streaming content after the creative genius of Bojack Horseman and Undone. Check out my full thoughts in today’s article for @615film! #FilmSky🎬📽️🎥🎞️

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'Long Story Short' is a Stellar Introduction to the Schwooper Family (Review) - 615 Film

The life of a Jewish family is presented as a collage of memories across ten episodes of this new Netflix adult animated dramedy.

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Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 13

Warner Bros. almost shelved #FixedMovie permanently for a tax writeoff until it was rescued by Netflix at the 11th hour. Check out why Genndy Tartakovsky's 2D-animated adult comedy was worth being saved, and is worth a stream in today's article for 615 Film! #FilmSky🎥📽️🎞️🎬

615film.com/fixed/

‘Fixed’ is a Funny and Breezy Adult Animated Comedy (Review) - 615 Film

A bloodhound must live 24 hours to their fullest before getting neutered in the new adult animated comedy from Genndy Tartakovsky.

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Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 9

Netflix: We hate movie theaters and want them to go away.

Also Netflix: Let’s put KPop Demon Hunters, our surprise animated success, in movie theaters to actually make money from it!

#FilmSky🎬🎥🎞️📽️

Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 9

That checks out tbh.

Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 8

The little boy in this case being…? (I’m only just now getting back into AEW)

Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 7

Met Bandido at Starrcast when it was in Nashville a few years ago. I told him about how I considered lucha libre the prime definition for professional wrestling as an art form. He seemed genuinely touched and was so nice and gracious. Love seeing him succeed on a big stage! #AEWDynamite

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Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 7

Eh she's just always been one of those wrestlers that's always figuring out her schtick and doesn't have a personality IMO. But I've been absent from watching this company for almost a year so if things have changed, I'm man enough to eat crow lol

Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 7

If AEW lets "Timeless" Toni Storm's contract expire, I will never forgive them #AEWDynamite

Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 7

Full disclosure: this is my first #AEWDynamite since the early days of the Death Riders storyline and since they let go my two favorite wrestlers, Malakai Black AND Pentagon. They're still trying to make Skye Blue a thing?

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Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 7

Well, pairing Bandido with Brody King is one way to make up for botching Malakai Black! #AEWDynamite

Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 3

Project Hail Mary doesn’t come out for seven months and I’m already tired of seeing the trailer before everything. #FilmSky🎥🎬📽️🎞️

Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 3

Aleister Black and Pentagon Jr are not on the Summerslam card.

But Jelly Roll is. #Summerslam

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Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 2

I can’t quite put my finger on it but I think Alicia Taylor’s favorite Universal monster is The Bride of Frankenstein. #Summerslam

Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 2

Who took the Infinity Gauntlet and made it into Charlotte’s wrestling attire? #Summerslam

Kevin Allen @constructivecynic.bsky.social · Aug 2

So the fan zone is sponsored by Minute Maid, the steadicam is sponsored by Mike’s Harder Lemonade….whats the barricade sponsored by, Sunny Delight? #Summerslam