Constable Dooley
constabledooley.bsky.social
Constable Dooley
@constabledooley.bsky.social
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World’s First Official Internet Patrolman. Uniformed - if altogether uninformed - chronicler of history, society & celebrity. E-book on Amazon: https://shorturl.at/izAvj (Hard copy available direct-to-consumer.)
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When Messrs. Proctor & Gamble get into the act, you know this #NoKing thing is for real.
Big-titted man-baby trantrums like no tomorrow. Bloody hell, America. #Chicago #Portland
As I Underhand It™, US Army Corporal Maxwell Klinger received not only a public rebuke from top brass yesterday, but also the Section 8 discharge he long desired. And so it goes.
As I Underhand It®, US troops are being deployed to protect "GWAR RAVAGED PORTLAND" or something. Bloody hell, America. #Portland
There was a time you could walk into a proper barbershop at weeks’ end, ask for the "distinguished gentleman" and they knew precisely what you were after: A middle part, short back 'n sides, longer on top—ala the great #Shemp Howard—and swept over with a goodly dollop of brilliantine. Righto!
Well kiss my grits. The station house has learned that the original "Flo" — actress Polly Holliday, aka Florence Jean Castleberry from the stateside situational comedy "Alice" — has passed away. We send our condolences.😞
Just in on the station house calisthenic tickler. #MakeAmericaHegsethAgain
Before Michael Corleoni, Carlito Brigatoni, Antonio Montano and countless other onscreen guineas of note, young Alfredo Pacino was a gentle—if wife-beater teed—nature lover who delighted in summering on his beloved nonni’s farm in Sicily.
Just in on the station house immunology tickler. #DeSantis #Meatball
Studies indicate that watching Fox News leaves one more ill-informed than watching no news at all. Will the average stateside “moron”—if you’ll forgive us for saying—catch the meaning behind this cheeky shot across the social media bow? #whobloodyknows #whobloodycares
From the station house entertainment tickler comes news of the "Billy Elliot" sequel you didn't ask for (but bloody well may be what you need). As they say in the hills of Appalachia, Jumpin' Jehoshaphat!
As I Underhand It™, "The English teacher is marrying the bloody gym instructor." Bravo, Citizens Scholastica!
Before our official capacity policing the Internet, Yours Truly Dooley® was a uniformed foot soldier. Here we are, sans moustachio, fresh out of the Hendon Police Academy in London. Forever duty-bound. Righto!
If I am understanding this sordid musical tale correctly, you went out for a ride and never went back. (Took a wrong turn and elected to just keep going. Bully for you, Citizen Bossman.) Pray tell how the fatherless unit fared in the aftermath of your brazen disregard for their welfare. #hungryheart
The station house can't help but feel for the two disgraced Coldplay fans who were captured on camera canoodling with someone who wasn't their married missus nor mister. The lesson here, citizens: if you're going to cavort in public, do so in disguise and no one will be the bloody wiser. Righto!
Stand tall, citizens. Love is in the air. #stationhousearchives