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Connelberg
@connelberg.bsky.social
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Star Wars fan. Friend to Many. Enemy of Some. Hemorrhagic stroke survivor. Just some guy. Big fan of craft beer 🍺 He/Him.
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 10h
What 2,500 years in the goon cave does to a mf 😒
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 2d
Friday night's beer is Minnesota Nice, a light American lager that I describe as being "like if Coors Light wasn't mass produced and was made in a way that cares about quality and taste"
Very light and crisp 5% ABV.
Im a fan 😌
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 2d
Got my first tattoo done today 🔥
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 2d
Our Paul who Blart in Heaven
Mall Cop be thy name
🙏🙏🙏
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 3d
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 3d
Fun fact: this same girl apparently was a Gamer and was familiar with Destiny and FFXIV 🤣😂
(UNLESS it was all part of the act 😭)
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 3d
Today was the first day of Fall MEA Break for Minnesota schools which means I got to work my summer hours. Which means popping into the brewery for a swift one
Tonight's beer is Blabbermouth. A hazy DIPA. At 8% ABV the waters will really do the talking for you 😌
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 4d
My girlfriend baked me some oatmeal raisin cookies and apple crisp 🥹
I think she might be a Keeper ❤️
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 5d
When they talk behind your back...
Fart. 😌
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 6d
I try not to be extreme and want to be tolerant of a wide range of viewpoints and opinions, BUT
People who complain about getting an oatmeal raisin cookie when they "expected chocolate chip" should face life imprisonment and/or the death penalty.
Oatmeal raisin is the superior cookie. 😤
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 7d
Sunday wisdom 😌
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 10d
Some of you might think you have "game" but I doubt you've ever had a stripper in the VIP tell you that your Baby Yoda socks are cute. 😎
Pack it up boys.
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 10d
Wednesday night after work 😌
Working on a New game+ playthrough of Jedi: Survivor currently 😁
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 13d
Deep profound thoughts about life while taking a piss.
Call that whizzdom 😌
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 14d
Jedi Grand Master Yoda, directly engaging in the indoctrination and training of child soldiers.
So this is your beloved Guardian of peace and justice? 😡
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 14d
In an alternate world I like to imagine we could have gotten Luthen Real giving a monologue to Ezra and Zeb in Rebels telling them to quit dicking around and Lock The Fuck In. 😌
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 16d
😤😤😤
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 16d
Many such cases! (Me going to your page and looking at your posts and smiling serenely)
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 16d
The knowledge that I'm a human being and everyone else probably has or does feel the same way sometimes helps me.
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 16d
Some times it's late at night (or early in the morning depending on your point of view) and I think about the stroke I had a little over two years ago and how lucky and thankful I am to still be alive and able to experience the privilege of Life.
Life is good. Make the most of it while we can. ❤️
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 17d
Today was National Custodian Appreciation Day.

My heart ❤️ 🥲🥹
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 18d
Connelberg Custodial Wisdom:
Your halls are like your balls. You ought to scrub them every day.
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 18d
Dating someone who makes me feel seen and understood and who just sorta "gets" me is the best feeling. ❤️
Especially when that was the special ingredient that has been lacking in recent past relationships.
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 19d
Do we think Yoda ever fumbled a baddie?
a close up of a yoda from star wars
ALT: a close up of a yoda from star wars
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 19d
Ashla is ready to snuggle up for bed. ❤️
Goodnight everyone!
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