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Confused Gibbon
@confusedgibbon.bsky.social
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · May 23
I have no idea what I'm doing!
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 10h
You've got it. 😉
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 11h
Just remember, the correct pronunciation,
Yorksher, not Yorkshire.
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 11h
😘
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 11h
Yaaaaas!!! Great work!!
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 12h
Can't wait.
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 12h
Me? No. Even though I grew up 20-30 minutes drive from Yorkshire.
@un-ness-assary.bsky.social however made some fantastic ones this evening.
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14h
I like bacon.
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14h
Shit, I don't even have a degree.
I'm a sparky by trade, but now turn vans into campervans.
Closest I've ever got to linear algebra is Ohm's Law.
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14h
Aaaaaargh indeed, I had delve in to the darkest corners of my brain to pull out those nuggets of information and I can't guarantee any of it has any basis in reality. 😬
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14h
It's not the simplest thing to explain, and although you asked for physicists, I am not one. I just store information, I have no control of what information I store though. So there is probably holes in what I've said.
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14h
Glorious! Is nurse on standby?
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14h
In to play and is how gravity gives weight to mass.
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14h
It's been a while for me too, but gravity can be defined in many different ways, Einstien describes it as the curvature of space time and with that definition came up with his theory of relativity, and from there predicted the existence of black holes.
On a planetary body is where acceleration comes
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14h
Gravity gives weight to mass.
According to Newton, (i'm paraphrasing here) gravity is an attractive force between two bodies.
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14h
Pretty sure I'm your only customer.
Certainly the only one who comes back for more.
So, where's those prawns?
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14h
Tempura prawns? They sound more suspicious than Sergei's usual fare.
I'll take 5!
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 14h
a man sitting in a car with the word tequila written below him
ALT: a man sitting in a car with the word tequila written below him
media.tenor.com
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 15h
Sold!
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 15h
Yes it can be.
It's all good, next time. 🙃
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 16h
Get some tequila! It makes you happy apparently.
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 16h
Good, I'm gonna need a finders fee for suggesting you find your own photographer.
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 16h
You need to hire your own photographer.
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 16h
I'm going to assist with photography, just so I can take a healthy cut.
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 16h
Excellent. My work here is done.
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Confused Gibbon @confusedgibbon.bsky.social · 16h
Who are you and what have you done with Raucs?
Do you even know what Jorts are?
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