I’m a Veronica. Sawyer.
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Dear Diary, my teenage angst bullshit has a body count. And if you bother to read this, formerly The Riffington Post.
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No, Steve Rannazzisi in "I Really Was in 9/11."
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Whatever I was just forced to listen to is worse than Umphreys, Eggy, and Goose combined. Naturally, Trey also plays on it.
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I don't know shit about my hometown hero Jeff Tweedy nor his music in any way, shape, or form. However, I just became a fan for personal reasons and now I'm about to dive in.

AYC
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are you going for holidays?!?!?!?!?!?!

omg. is mary gonna shit?!?!?!?!?!
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I'm just thinking about all the folds
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“You’re all obsessed with Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. What about Maslow’s really wanting of a sandwich right now?” -Maslow
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you can call me honey if you want because I’m the one you want
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the number of tears I have shed this morning watching reunification videos
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Calm down, toots. I was talking to my friend. Who the fuck are you?
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We did not watch. Is it really that bad?
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Can you not use mothballs when it comes to felines?
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May I suggest the new Taylor Swift song, “Wood
comedycharacters.bsky.social
Wait. I thought she was moving to Canada?
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The boys asked me to make my homemade Mac and cheese for dinner instead of going out and there is no better compliment on the planet.
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Tough day for philadelphians. While it hursts me to post this, I unfortunately cannot use 2 tix to tomorrow nights MMJ show at the Met and will be unloading. Good seats, face, you know the drill. If interested smash the like and subscribe button and hmu