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Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Feb 5

Join Moonlight Theatre on Saturday, February 22nd for a hilarious night of Comedy!! Featuring some of Chicago’s finest Comedians performing in Comedy All-Stars!! Guaranteed to make you laugh, this is ...

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Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Feb 5

The Moonlight Comedy All-Stars show will be on Sat. Feb. 22nd!! Too many funny people on this line up

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Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Jan 8

#Truth

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Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Dec 10

I'm a huge fan of #WestCoast #hiphop. However, being that #DrDre is almost 60 years old. I would really like to see Dre drop an album about all the aches and pains he's experiencing now that he's older. He can still call it "The Chronic"

Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Dec 6

I completely felt this truth

Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · Dec 4

My writing process is usually:

a) I got this
b) well, fuck
c) wait that part was real good
d) wait no that part sucks
e) I am a god of this place
f) the fuck is this shit, who do I think I am, why am I here
g) oh man I just figured it all out
h) mistakes were made
I) existential dread

Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Dec 1

"How high are you, Rudy?"

I'm higher than #MariahCarey inhaling helium, singing her whistle note while in a hot air balloon type high, baby

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Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 29

#Drake created the hip hop version of "I want to talk to your manager"

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Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 29

@jesshereforlaughs.bsky.social yes, very much! Too full 😂

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Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 27

#DenzelWashington worked those robes into that character in #Gladiator2
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Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 26

Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 25

Yes ma'am!

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Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 25

Good morning

Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 25

#Wicked and #Gladiatorll were so fucking good!!! Definitely go watch both movies!!

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Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 22

a cartoon of a chinchilla wearing sunglasses and eating a slice of pizza

ALT: a cartoon of a chinchilla wearing sunglasses and eating a slice of pizza

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Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 22

I got you boo!!

Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 21

I'm sure one day I'll return to stand up comedy

Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 21

😁

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Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 19

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Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 19

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Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 19

I'm thinking about writing my first book about hoes that can't mind their own business. It shall be titled "Intrusive Thots" #Puns #ThankYouThankYou #ImHereAllWeek #TipYourServer

Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 19

a man is standing in a doorway with the words hey how you doin ' written on it

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Rudy Ruiz @comedianrudyruiz.bsky.social · Nov 19

That's an amazing resume!

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