Simon Sharples
coltturner.bsky.social
Simon Sharples
@coltturner.bsky.social
Rain dog - Writing, horror, film, NUFC.
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Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."
April 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Only plus point I can see is that when we come back we can get Hall in for Burn, Ramsdale in for Pope and Ramsey in for Joelinton but the soft lad probably won’t. What’s the point? #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
100% on Howe this. Absolute madness from him. He had enough warning. His marriage to players is killing us. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I love Dan Burn.

He's not a left-back.

He's been booked.

That should have been a penalty.

Lewis Hall is on the bench and fit enough to play half an hour.

For fuck's sake, make the change. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
WHY IS BURN STILL ON? Can we try something different I’m begging you! #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
We look so much better with Ramsey on. Gives us a much faster flow and attacking intent. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Which ever coach is mainly in charge of our passing please take them out back and Old Yeller them. #nufc
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Gordon and Joe are killing us here #nufc
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
How do you curl a header like that? Gorgeous. #nufc
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ooooooofff
November 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Abysmal performance, hard to believe we were leading at one point 🤦‍♂️

A lot of questions to answer or it's going to be a very long season..mentality, tactics, individual performances - the lot 🤷‍♂️

#NUFC | #WHUNEW
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Unforgivable. Players need dropping and Eddie Howe needs asking some very uncomfortable questions he might not have the answer to. #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This is the shittest thing I’ve ever seen. #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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This has been total Bruceball from a much more expensively assembled and handsomely paid squad.

Atrocious.

I'm very concerned about this season now. Dogshit. #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I hope the away fans give them a right verbal hiding after this. #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Nah this is absolutely unacceptable. There needs to be consequences. #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Can we all at least agree as a fan base and a club to never play in this fucking green kit ever again. #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Gordon needs to sort his shit out. Premier League performances have been unacceptable. #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It wouldn’t be so infuriating if it wasn’t so predictable. #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
WHY HAS HE PUNCHED THAT!!!!!????!!! #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We are getting nowt from this ref today people. Prepare for annoyance. #nufc
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I think we must be the most frustrating team in the league. Not good enough. #nufc
October 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I don’t want this ref anywhere near another Newcastle match. He genuinely appears suspicious. #nufc
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Wake up you fucking useless pricks! #nufc
October 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM