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matt lynch
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Video store dirtbag.
Have to skip a second pre-release screening of FIRE AND ASH because it's double booked with a screening of SONG SUNG BLUE but it got me thinking that at least one of these movies has the wrong title.
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I can hear Guzman telling this story about visiting a porn shoot during BOOGIE NIGHTS and I cannot stop laughing.
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I was having COFFEE with Thanksgiving...HALF AN HOUR AGO
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Slipped cutting carrots, now my thumb is about 1/4 inch shorter. Happy Thanksgiving, be careful out there!
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What if one of the most popular shows in streaming history debuted its final season and absolutely nobody cared?
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Pluribus
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
For some reason I've had Bob Ridgely in Boogie Nights going "Oh you think so Doctor?" stuck in my head all day.
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Put on the WICKED 2 screener and almost immediately turned it off when I remembered that No, I don't have to do this to myself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Sure the Vanity Fair thing was great but this Jim Cameron episode of The Town podcast is just terrific.
www.theringer.com/podcasts/the...
Part 1: James Cameron on ‘Avatar’ Misconceptions, AI’s Skynet Moment, and His Elon Musk Friendship - The Ringer
James Cameron joins for a wide-ranging conversation on the filmmaking of the ‘Avatar’ franchise, how it landed at Fox/Disney, motion-capture technology, the cost of CGI, the threat of AI, ...
www.theringer.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Whatever you think of either of them, DIE MY LOVE and TESTAMENT OF ANN LEE demand to be double featured this year.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 AM
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it, Charlie Brown.
The World You Live In Is Just a Sugar-Coated Topping, Charlie Brown
Now go home and get your fucken’ shinebox, Charlie Brown...
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
PTA bring Bill Macy back challenge
November 23, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I think Park should do the next Tim Robinson movie.
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Really liked ALPHA. A profoundly sad movie.
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Rewatching UNCUT GEMS in the wake of MARTY SUPREME. Both of these movies are good, and largely for the same reasons. And yet: hmm.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
CHRISTY really good, it's getting a raw deal.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Movies that Time Forgot: WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I continue to unironically insist that MANOS: THE HANDS OF FATE is genuine (if accidental) outsider art.
Which MST3K movie was actually the best *movie*? Which one has the most non-ironic fans and defenders.

Danger: Diabolique comes to mind (though certainly not the best of the Diabolique films). This Island Earth as well, since they had to pick something a bit more palatable for the theatrical film.
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Some Hashtag Screener Privilege complaining: Dude why are you sending me emails asking me to request your FYC links? Just send me the fucking links! I'm clearly already on your list!
November 21, 2025 at 11:55 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I just want you to look at 2nd unit legend Alexander Witt's filmography and realize that he's one of those artists who has shaped modern action without anyone knowing his name.
m.imdb.com/name/nm09368...
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Justin Chang breaking out some of his best work in the pun department in his WICKED 2 review.
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 AM