Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 7h

We can only presume...

1

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 8h

Huzzah and seconded!

1

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 8h

Doomers, when they overhear a normie saying absolutely anything about 3I/ATLAS.

#collapse

1 1 4

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 8h

Gorgeous!

1 1

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 8h

A gentle reminder: The doomers will never apologise for the fact that the dreamland of the normies' freak kingdom feels fucking nightmarish to us.

#collapse

1 1 9

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 8h

Oh look, Trump is closing the Chemical Safety and Hazard Investigation Board, a regulatory agency that investigates serious chemical explosions in the US.

#collapse

5

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 8h

Oh look, brain fog affects more than 80% of peeps with Long COVID, according to studies.

#collapse

1 2 14

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 8h

Oh look, it's that awkward part of collapse where the tide is still obviously not ours to turn.

#collapse

1 1 7

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 9h

"Ethereum extends gains to over +11% on the day, now up +20% from its Friday low."

(The Kobeissi Letter)

#Chaos
#collapse

1

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 9h

*casually cracks whip*

1 3

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 9h

Oh look, it's that awkward part of collapse where the all-eclipsing matrix is starting to feel like an Atari video-game.

#collapse

1 8

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 9h

Doomers, when they overhear an apocalpotimist say that humanity should somehow geo-engineer its way out of the problems arising from humanity's ongoing geo-engineering of the climate.

#collapse

13

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 9h

Oh look, a study on microplastics says that people who drink bottled water “swallow up to 90,000 more microplastic particles per year than those who stick to tap water.”

#lolz
#collapse

1 1 12

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 9h

Oh look, it's that awkward part of collapse where homo colossus still has no idea that his inborn heuristics won't work too well in the context of unchartered territory.

#collapsde

2 9

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 9h

A gentle reminder: Collapse acceptance can feel like a marathon at times but therein lies its penitential aspect and potential.

#collapse

1 2 12

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 9h

It's a whole new language game for me...

*casually starts eating hands*

1 2

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 9h

Oh look, a retrospective study on the 2023 marine heat wave around the UK seas concluded that “this event was unprecedented, {but} such events should not be unexpected….the probability of June 2023-like events occurring is approximately 10% in any given year of the present-day climate.”

#collapse

4

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 9h

what the fuck is toast?!

1 1

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 9h

#TotesSustainable

Evenings Liam

1 1

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 19h

Cracking stuff!

Happy sabbath, Dennis

1

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 20h

Trippy!

Happy sabbath, Eanna

1 1

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 20h

"The bad news is that in order for the tech cycle to continue contributing to GDP growth, capital investment needs to remain parabolic. This is highly unlikely."

(George Saravelos, Global Head of FX Research at Deutsche Bank)

#collapse

3 3 12

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 20h

Oh look, at 9:30 AM ET on Friday, crypto's market cap hit $4.1 trillion, near a record, but by 5:20 PM ET, crypto's market cap hit $3.3 trillion, down -$800 billion.

#collapse

1 1 13

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 20h

"Afghanistan has said it killed 58 Pakistani soldiers in overnight border operations, in response to what it called repeated violations of its territory and airspace."

(irishexaminer.com)

#collapse

1 1 7

Ian@collapseaphorisms @collapseaphorisms.bsky.social · 20h

Oh look, the Estonian Border Guard Board closed the Saatse border crossing on Friday after border guards observed higher-than-usual Russian military activity on the territory of the Russian Federation.

#collapse

1 6