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Can I use this account to spew my winter olympics thoughts? Yes? Ok cool

I'll just leave it in this dumb thread that you can mute if you wish 😌👍
February 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Damn, even I cant match this level of glaze
‘Blessed by the gods’: 🇩🇪 Jens Voigt links Sagan, Pogacar, Einstein, Beethoven, Mozart and Nelson Mandela

📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/bles...

📸 Cor Vos
February 7, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Only won by 8 seconds? Washed.
🇧🇪 Evenepoel reigns supreme against the clock on stage 2 ⏱️ 

GC times neutralised so 🇪🇷 Girmay remains as race leader of the 🇪🇸 Volta Comunitat Valenciana

Full results 📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/cycling-r...

📸 Cor Vos
February 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Booo Italy did fuck all while everyone just allowed Germany to do what they wanted 💀
Wait there's a madison on rn?? My favourite, completely confusing and utterly chaotic discipline of track cycling 😍

Forza Italia!!!
February 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Wait there's a madison on rn?? My favourite, completely confusing and utterly chaotic discipline of track cycling 😍

Forza Italia!!!
February 5, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Ig Bini won so could be worse, but he had to join that pathetic team 💀
February 4, 2026 at 3:42 PM
COME ON GIULIO, SO CLOSE
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
GO GIULIOOOOOO GOOOO
February 4, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I'm seeing pixels on the screen bruh
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 PM
pellizzari gc here we gooooo
Final startlist of Volta Comunitat Valenciana #VCV2026

firstcycling.com/race.php?r=3...
February 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The evil empire struck twice, we must stop it before it goes after Jonas too

#freeJonas
Wout van Aert 'hurt' by suggestions Visma-Lease a Bike to blame for retirements of teammates Simon Yates and Fem van Empel www.cyclingnews.com/pro-cycling/...
February 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM
He enjoys the winning but is too humble to say its that 😭

you cant fool me, MvdP
🇳🇱 Van der Poel keeps cyclocross future open after eighth world title:

🗣️“I still really like racing cross. I enjoy it and the training is fun, but it is always an intense period. It is just a thought to maybe not do it for a year.”

📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/van-...

📸 Cor Vos
February 2, 2026 at 12:04 PM
The average wage in the Dutch Eredivisie football league is about €12,000 per week

Noval at INEOS will earn over €19,000 p/w

Damn.
Sporza just mentions that Benjamin Noval’s start salary at Ineos when he joins them in 2027 will be one million euros.

For. An. 18. Year. Old.

Insanity
February 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
OH. EMM. GGGGG.
oh my godness Pogi what did you do
January 31, 2026 at 5:09 PM
can confirm that watching ally woollaston win a bike race is very fun
I've yet to watch it all, but that sounds like a fun way to spend a saturday afternoon
January 31, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Lets go Allyyyyy, she's so gooddd
Déjà lauréate de l'épreuve l'an dernier, Ally Wollaston (FDJ United-Suez) s'offre à nouveau la Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race, une classique World Tour. La Néo-Zélandaise (25 ans) a battu Josie Nelson (Picnic PostNL) et Mireia Benito (AG Insurance-Soudal). #CadelRoadRace
January 31, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Did I miss anything significant in the offseason (beside the GT routes, I've seen that)?

I dipped from cycling a bit and now I'm completely lost 😂
January 30, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Tufts analysis in 2026, we're back guys
January 30, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Hello, i am alive :)

soz i wanted to wait until the szn started to come back but hi again 👋🥰
@coldutourmalet.me u still alive?? havent heard from u in a while
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 AM
No
🇮🇱 Israel eyes future Tour de France Grand Départ

📰 www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/isra...

📸 Cor Vos
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
harry lavreyson this, lorena “the devil” wiebes that, nobody cares…

Elia coming back to track one last time with a rainbow jersey is what its about 💙
October 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
@zoeface44.bsky.social @tratnikstan.bsky.social so how about skinny luka huh…
October 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
OMG YES!! World champs again 🌈
October 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Fuck magny cours, forever a hater of that god awful racing track 🖕
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I AM COMING FOR YOU
Istg if the Tourmalet is a climb midway through a tough mountain stage AGAIN, I WILL BE IN YOUR WALLS, ASO
October 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM