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@colawithbacon.bsky.social
he/him/his
i spam stuff like rambles or anything im fixated on
im 18
strawpage https://colawithbacon.straw.page/
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December 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
guys please look at cat villagers with winter hats
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
getting therapy ❌
disassociating and playing animal crossing ✅
December 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
can fall get here faster i need to move out </3
December 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
give them the salami it is impolite to trap them:(
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
NO!!!!!! do NOT THE CHEESE!!!! INTOLERANT OF LACTOSE:(
December 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
my offspring
December 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
youtube algorithm thinks i have erectile dysfunction somehow
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
my wifi is being racist i can’t research stuff for my spanish hw </3
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
do what u want cuz a pirate is free u are a pirate
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I JUST REMEMBERED FIONNA AND CAKE EXISTS im gonna go watch it
December 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
my teacher said my paper obviously looked like i worked hard and took my time on it when i did it in one night
a cartoon cat is standing in the dark and looking at the camera .
ALT: a cartoon cat is standing in the dark and looking at the camera .
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December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
my paper for english got marked as sensitive content uh oh
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
desperatelyyyy trying to see if my mom somehow put me into debt before i can go into college</3 she’s a bit nuts
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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what if the grinch was a prostitute
December 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
guys oomf is copying me by playing animal crossing if you play animal crossing you’re copying me/j
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i find it so funny my mom is complaining about firefighters criticizing her parenting because our fucking laundry room is legitimately a fire hazard 😭😭
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ewwe im def remaking that
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
i've been trying to set up a commission page all day and i realize i barely have any art to go off on as references for people </3
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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yurmy 🤤🤤🤤
May 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
im most likely gonna open commissions pretty soon
i need to make funds for college and stuff i need when i live on campus cuz i can’t live here longer than another year </3
a cartoon cat with big eyes is standing in the dark .
ALT: a cartoon cat with big eyes is standing in the dark .
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December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
ok we good chat
December 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
oh boy 4am !! (had to evacuate my house)
December 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM
the car bit me when i tried to move his paw but i still love him
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
my house reeks of smoke </3 gonna be up playing animal crossing instead of sleeping
a video game character named blathers is talking to another character
ALT: a video game character named blathers is talking to another character
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December 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM