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Cognition Academy

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Cognition Esports is a competitive academy that develops players, managers, coaches, and teams for Marvel Rivals. We provide players with the systems, tools, and structure they need to succeed.

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Cognition Academy @cognitionacademy.bsky.social · Mar 24

***SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT***

Idk who you are.
You don't know who I am...

But my DMs are open. I will almost ALWAYS reply to them or posts/replies I think are funny/smart etc.

If the world seems like a shitty place. It's because it is. If you just wanna vent or talk or anything else just hmu!!

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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 10h

anfernee simons showing off how he’s a one-man offense. man i’d really really hate it if a team in need of scoring called offering a lot of picks for him.

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Cognition Academy @cognitionacademy.bsky.social · 11h

Every day is Caturday in my house!

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 12h

Wow. That seals the deal. Cuomo should concede.

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Cognition Academy @cognitionacademy.bsky.social · 14h

I don't speak for everyone but it seems your jerseys are part of the culture during the season. It's fun and they look amazing.

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Cognition Academy @cognitionacademy.bsky.social · 15h

YO Timmys new ping pong flick is gonna be dope

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 16h

Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance.

The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income.

They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive.

Wanna fix fraud and abuse?

Fix that.

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Cognition Academy @cognitionacademy.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not Jesus. But thanks for the compliment!

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

The #GodzillaMinusOne sequel is officially titled ‘Godzilla: Minus Zero’ 🎥

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Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 1d

This is brilliant

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Cognition Academy @cognitionacademy.bsky.social · 1d

You are right you got me. Your such a good boy.

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Cognition Academy @cognitionacademy.bsky.social · 1d

I agree, but also why wait until after it gets this bad to start speaking in public and also say shit like " we knew this was coming"

Cognition Academy @cognitionacademy.bsky.social · 1d

From like 73 minutes to 20 something. Heavily indeed.

Cognition Academy @cognitionacademy.bsky.social · 1d

OK. Let me walk u through this one last time...

Derrick Rose, and his injury are widely considered the biggest what if in the NBA (what if he hadn't gotten hurt...moron)
Zion is Also a what if (what if he was good)

I was making a JOKE, which u have killed, that they are similar in significance

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 1d

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Cognition Academy @cognitionacademy.bsky.social · 1d

"God" is a construct made up by man to absolve themselves of taking responsibility for their own lives

Cognition Academy @cognitionacademy.bsky.social · 1d

Hakeem Jeffries is a spineless coward.

Cognition Academy @cognitionacademy.bsky.social · 1d

I'm aware lol. What I meant was imagine if he never got hurt the way he did how much More impressive it would be.

And by comparison how bad Zion is after all the hype is similar.

That you had to be explained this is problematic.

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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 1d

Driving around Virginia with one message today: Vote for @abigailspanberger.com!

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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 1d

Lots of people on Twitter are really mad about this, so I’ll be there in the morning.

Manny's Deli @mannysdeli • 1h
We will be opening at 8:00AM CST tomorrow at 1141 S Jefferson St, Chicago, IL 60607.
Hi Everyone, we wanted to provide an update on what to expect this week.
Each day we are offering SNAP recipients the option to dine in or carryout the following: A sandwich (corned beef, turkey or pastrami) a potato pancake, pickles & soft drink to the first 300 SNAP recipients each day for the next week. Once we run out each day we are out. Quantities can increase with donations. Please ensure to bring your SNAP card to show us in order to receive your meal.
Please be patient and dress warm if there is a line.

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zellieimani.bsky.social @zellieimani.bsky.social · 1d

Defund the police.
Fund SNAP.

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Cognition Academy @cognitionacademy.bsky.social · 1d

Fake

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes it’s best not to respond and just leave things alone.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "Sometimes you have to let it fight out. And they're fighting. And they're fighting it out. And it's been a tough war for Putin. And it's been tough for Ukraine. It's been tough for both. Sometimes you have to let it, you know, just get fought out. I've settled eight wars."

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Cognition Academy @cognitionacademy.bsky.social · 1d

He should have to take a PUBLIC cognitive test. We should be able to watch him take it.