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21st century digital boy

@coginthemachine.bsky.social

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a lefty guy in his mid 30s screaming into the void. one of the absolute lunatics using the Discover tab but trying not to be weird about it

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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 15h

Saw a post on tumblr that said “Think I need a motivational poster of one of Saejima's big soft cat-looking smiles that says: "Never let an unkind world make you an unkind person".” So I drew this 🖊️🦑

a motivational poster of one of Saejima's big soft cat-looking smiles that says: "Never let an unkind world make you an unkind person".

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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙.˚⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆ @dungeonlust.com · 1d

Art by • Joseph Vargo

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Zoë; commissions open! @tankpotzoe.bsky.social · 4d

Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's the Immolator pattern armoured assault transport.

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21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 3d

idk guess I’ll just picture that last scene in Weapons happening to every single one of these freaks

21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 3d

my eternal struggle: not commenting something that would get the FBI on my ass every time I see videos of ICE doing shit that, in a just world….

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21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 4d

a little infuriating that honeycrisp apples are absolutely worth their obnoxious price

21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 7d

I love you so much, but do me a favor, baby, don’t reply

‘Cause I can dish it out, but I can’t take it

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ceej @ceej.online · 8d

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

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21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 10d

AFI was fucking awesome last night

21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 11d

welp looks like you can't share accounts on HBO Max now either, eat my ass Zaslav you fucking parasite. pic unrelated :)

21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 13d

The dripping contempt coming from this article is like a balm for my soul, I love it!

21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 13d

you’d think I was an experienced enough cook to avoid getting jalapeño in my eye but here we are, OUCH

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Justin Carter @gigawattconduit.bsky.social · 15d

Just Saturday morning, she posted “we’re coming for you, Chicago” and now they might get run outta town to go pee 😂

Chris Goodman @cbgoodman.co · 15d

The third amendment is about to get very relevant.

'Very difficult situation': Kristi Noem whines locals not letting ICE agents use restrooms

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem complained that her agents were not being permitted to use restrooms in Chicago because of opposition from residents.During a Sunday interview on ...

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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 14d

the best unpopular opinions make everyone mad but nobody hurt: a truly victimless crime

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Narrator: T-REX SHARES HIS MOST UNPOPULAR OPINION:
T-Rex: I think the cave paintings are pretty crappy!
T-Rex: I'm sorry, but it's true!

T-Rex: Their use of perspective is nonexistent, and sense of place is sketchy AT BEST!!

Dromiceiomimus: Of COURSE they don't have good perspective: that hadn't been invented yet! They're CAVE PAINTINGS, T-Rex!
T-Rex: I just think they could've tried harder to make good art, you know?
Dromiceiomimus: THEY WERE LITERAL CAVE PEOPLE WHO HADN'T YET INVENTED PAINT! They were trying harder than any previous cave people in history!!

T-Rex: I hear you, and I respect you, but you have to admit: they're HELLA amateurish.
Utahraptor: What?!

Utahraptor: Of course CAVE PAINTINGS are amateurish! They're done by people who haven't even invented HAVING JOBS yet, much less the job of PROFESSIONAL ARTIST! The WHOLE WORLD was amateurs!!
T-Rex: I'm just saying - they could be better. I could do WAY better, no problem.

Off panel: You have the benefit of literally THOUSANDS OF YEARS of EDUCATION and KNOWLEDGE and TECHNOLOGY!!
T-Rex: YES! And you know what those thousands of years of education, knowledge, and technology tell me??
T-Rex: These guys SUCKED

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21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 15d

oh yeah, it’s all coming together #oblivion

21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 17d

playing a Tokyo Drift-based drinking game with my fiancee and oh god it’s beating our ASSES

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 17d

ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.

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21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 17d

🙏🏾 just gotta visualize the complete states of zen we’ll achieve once we reach the finish line lol

21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 17d

solidarity from someone going through the same thing. wedding planning is fucking brutal 😭

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21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 17d

SLAY

21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 17d

looks like the custom flasks I ordered for my bachelor party are stuck at some warehouse in Canada and haven’t so much as moved in two weeks. Just my fucking luck, as if the wedding planning stress wasn’t bad enough

21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 17d

lol this is why I’ll never give a dime to you useless quislings. Despite facing an existential threat from fascists cutting your federal funding, you can’t help but to continue manufacturing consent for these jackbooted thugs. It’s fucking pathetic!

21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 18d

it’s been 5 years since I backed a kickstarter for an Override remake and at this point I’ve given up on that shit, like how hard could this possibly be

21st century digital boy @coginthemachine.bsky.social · 18d

currently filling the Escape Velocity-shaped hole in my soul with Endless Sky