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Coffee Shop Penguin
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Hello! I like Coffee and Sled Racer
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last night i finally got a faction to 100% completion for the first time. ORDER GANG for life babyyyyyyy.
#SeaOfThieves
February 2, 2026 at 10:45 AM
I'm surviving work by reminiscing my old Club Penguin OCs and the little story I was writing for them :3
January 31, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Coffee am I right
January 31, 2026 at 7:23 AM
My therapist: Evil Coffee Shop Penguin isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Evil Coffee Shop Penguin:
January 27, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Rookie vs Herbert

(Commission for BitzyMouse)

#ClubPenguin #ClubPenguinIsland #ArtPH #Illustration #FantasyArt
December 29, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Those edits of that one penguin from a Werner Herzog documentary have me in a chokehold.
#ClubPenguin
January 26, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Bernie & Iggy but it's the Simpsons #clubpenguin
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 PM
January 23, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I'M ALIVE
January 23, 2026 at 5:57 PM
My therapist: Johnny Silverfin isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Johnny Silverfin:
#cyberpunk2077 #clubpenguin
April 7, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Mfw an attractive person walks into my work and I magically transform into the coolest guy on the planet
(I have a partner whom I love and would never cheat on but I still want attractive people to think I'm cool because of some unresolved validation issues or something)
April 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Checked out one of those British "pubs" that people go on about. It's like a coffee shop without coffee.

I'd bomb those islands if I could.
#clubpenguin #thankgoodnessyourehere
April 2, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Gary, we need to cook.

#clubpenguin #gary #breakingbad
March 31, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Happy trans visibility day guys :3
March 31, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"can I have some red sauce please"

certainly you can have some KETCHUP absolutely you can have some TOMATO KETCHUP definitely you can have some TOMATO SAUCE THESE ARE THE ACCEPTABLE NAMES NOT RED SAUCE DO YOU THINK IT'S RED FLAVOUR DO YOU THINK THEY MAKE IT WITH RED PAINT WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT
March 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Today, I am learning two important things for uni

The power of alcohol and the power of spite
March 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Coffee bean that is naked
March 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
There'll be riots in the Plaza if they screw up Shrek 5 >:(
March 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
The coffee shop doesn't condone the poor staff conditions for the bean delivery guys >:(
Lost his job
February 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
That is IT I'm done playing games it's mine now 😤
February 20, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I am unwilling to disclose whether this is true or false 😑
February 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Petition to mod the coffee shop penguin into Skyrim? (I would but I not clever)
#Skyrim #ClubPenguin
February 15, 2025 at 11:01 AM
"you look lonely. I can fix that."

Another repost I know but come on this is a classic!
February 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Almost a year since I posted peak 😎
February 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM