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Static
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Bucket/Captain for @gameandwatchspl.bsky.social
Head TO & production for @craftcompany.bsky.social

Pfp: @pyryntie.bsky.social

I stream sometimes: twitch.tv/codestatic
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I wanna actually grind X this season <- (has been saying this for like 2 years)

Fr tho last season I was more motivated for once, just went NA and then seeing how ridiculous the state of ttek is I got in my own head and fell off

I'll probably try and hold myself accountable idk how tho
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There seems to be a lot of discussion about Gavin Newsom today.

I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.

There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.
Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom
We have seen this song and dance before.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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electric dog
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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Court battle over surveillance footage at the Broadview ICE detention center reaches new levels of kafkaesque absurdity: The DOJ claimed it *couldn't afford* hard drives to put video footage on. Plaintiffs bought THE US GOVERNMENT hard drives. ICE "lost" them.

www.404media.co/government-l...
Government Loses Hard Drives It Was Supposed to Put ICE Detention Center Footage On
A Kafkaesque saga in which the government has failed to produce critical video footage has reached new levels of absurdity.
www.404media.co
February 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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you don’t need to scan ur face to use regular old servers and chats. please don’t give these guys your id they are notoriously terrible at security 😭😭😭😭😭
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Looking for a personal coach (Again…) 🌱 Dm @sango_ko on discord ^_^

♻️ + 💚 would be appreciated

#Splatoon3 #CompetitiveSplatoon
February 9, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Open the schools
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Everyone claims their weapon class is the gayest one, but. I genuinely don’t think I know of a single straight brella main.
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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get off tiktok. get off youtube shorts. get off instagram reels. stop asking for an ai summary of every article of media ever made. if you can't get to everything or hold an opinion on everything, that's fine. nobody was meant to parse all the information beamed into our heads nowadays anyways.
February 8, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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Introducing the first Splatoon 1 LAN in 9 years, CALternative!

Return to the high speed battles at Inkopolis with your squad and prove you're the best squid kid on the block.

CONSOLE NOT REQUIRED TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS LAN

This event will have an **8 TEAM CAP!!**

youtu.be/SHWXh3bvp2A
CALternative Splatoon 1 LAN Trailer
YouTube video by Pick Pickpickles
youtu.be
February 8, 2026 at 12:37 AM
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world's least normal man can't just eat chicken wings at a super bowl party while on an all meat diet
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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Somewhere among you is a young person with the potential to be the next James Baldwin, but they are now online writing: "Is cortisol-maxxing via monk mode more EV than SMV chadfishing while mogging moids in mixed-use nightlife zones?"
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 9:46 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Pearl-Plexed got Div B for this fluti, Going 1/4, We had strong games and we’re ready to learn from it!
Santi : rapid’s weakest player💔💔
Jud : proud father
Ren : inkblot academy shooter
Ken : 🖌️😼 brushin’ it
Malice : went to clock in

Santi forgot about drip pic . .

#CompetitiveSplatoon #Splatoon3
February 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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Back at it again at the Krispy Kreme! #compsplatoon

Looking for a d7+ team, LGBTQ+, Neurodivergent friendly, driven & wanting to get low level banned!

Thanks for looking everyone :3
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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We got Div A in fluti! Lost to a 3-way tie to get into finals but still got some good upsets & generally played well. GGs!

Big Fart Tux: My throat hurts 😏🚬
Connie: Ur a fake ass alpha I see you being shy & quirky
Static: quirkchungus
Ace: Bum ass didn't play
Soda: put belt to ass (bta)
February 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Codestatic - Twitch
SendouQ w/ Game & Watch
twitch.tv
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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“That means that they can track your location, where you go, what you do and especially who you talk to," U.S. Sen. Ron Wyden said.
ICE is buying Americans' private data from 'sleazy' brokers, Oregon senator warns
“That means that they can track your location, where you go, what you do and especially who you talk to," U.S. Sen. Ron Wyden said.
www.oregonlive.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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Arcane TO Knowledge Drop.

Motion Drift issues:

System Settings, Controller & accessories, (Bottom option) Disconnect all controllers.
Then just re-pair only your main controller.

The long story short is probably something Bluetooth uses a similar signal as a device your switch is paired with.
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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oh.... my aoe is big......
oh.... my aoe is big.....
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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You can't be talking like that Red Baby.
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Cobblemon
February 5, 2026 at 5:52 AM
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

As of January 1st 2026, John and I are **no longer** the owners of Complexly (the educational media company we started 15 years ago that makes Crash Course, Eons, SciShow, Study Hall, and a bunch of other shows.)

We have been the sole owners for all that time...
February 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM