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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Who wants to buy me a bubble wall
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I guess Glee has the official version of Starships now
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This dude giving a class at the Apple Store is clearly a leather daddy by night
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I heard they’re gonna reboot Funky Dance Jam Party with Some Science
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ugh I feel so sluggish today. And I have so much to do @.@
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Gym’s been making some points lately
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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"I don't want any more of my people being sacrificed"

#SigmaPosting
November 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Kinda crazy to me that Marisa Stole the Precious Thing and Cirno’s Perfect Math Class are on streaming services
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Is it just me or is One Tree Hill’s second season more capital D Dramatic? S1 had so many jaw dropping moments but now we’re like smashing stuff in slow motion and such
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
So theatrically evil
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Does anyone wanna chat in a Gaia Online forum post tonight
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Okay I got the shiny charm why am I not finding like a thousand a minute like everyone else
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Me: I would like a t-shirt in a colour other than black or white

The Shops: Have you tried - and hear me out - beige

Me: wtf, anything else?

The Shops: We also have it in brown
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
You watch ONE video game theory while rotting in bed and now YouTube thinks I wanna know about the DARKEST aspects of Mario Teaches Typing
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Every now and then I see a gay from Instagram at my gym is it weird to try and make friends or
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Apparently the $50 I invested during Covid has shot up in the last few years, hooray for fake money!
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Trixie: What’s your favorite Christmas song?

Katya: Christmas? …oh right! Yes, Christmas. Hmm… probably my cousin singing Last Christmas at his fiancée’s funeral. He’s in jail now.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
How many times do you correct someone on your name before you give up? I know a guy who calls me Aaron even though I’ve met him 10+ times
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I FINALLY have all Polaris at Noon songs in my music library after about a decade of half listening. I’m unstoppable now
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
literally just doing homework if you wanna hang out

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November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
considering hopping on stream while i do my design homework...hmmm
November 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Nobody told me that Age of Imprisonment had Star Fox in it, should I get it?
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM