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CM Venom

@cmvenom.bsky.social

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Maestro of the headbutt, former "sexually suggestive" Six Flags scareactor, probably top 5% on WWF No Mercy for the N64, only conservative with the use of white pepper

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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 5d

Barium? Hardly knew ‘im.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 10d

Demolition’s entrance music was so fucking good.

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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 18d

It’s a Thursday, and I just made a batch of whipped cream for no other reason than I could.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · 19d

Smart work on my part adding a Thursday to make that four day stretch a little bit wilder.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Sep 27

"I just need seventy bucks..."

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Sep 22

Bears and Panthers wins, a Packers loss…is it too much to hope for the Chiefs to shit the bed tonight?

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Sep 19

Cancelled, and told them exactly why.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Sep 10

I mean, that’s certainly standing by your statements and convictions.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Sep 3

Sure, things aren’t fully great sometimes, but at least I don’t have a kid about to enter a Florida public school.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Aug 31

This PLE brought to you by Riyadh Season And A Casual Reminder That 15 Of The 19 Hijackers Were Saudi

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Aug 18

Obligatory “it’s just preseason” shit aside, I think the Bears looked very crisp last night. There was a speed and urgency I haven’t seen from that team in quite some time.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Aug 8

Unbelievably, this NFL preshow is still talking about the Browns.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Jul 27

Shalla-Bal’s herald speech has become one of my favorite MCU scenes.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Jul 15

“Let’s go out to the Nation” is a really good way to get me to switch over to 80s on 8 or something.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Jul 9

Putting in earbuds that were sitting in the hot car is an interesting experience.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Jun 27

I’ll obviously reserve full judgment until I ride it, but Test Track 3.0 looks pretty good.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Jun 26

My Dig Dug skills are subpar tonight.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Jun 6

Stardust Racers looking great as everyone runs past it to get to BatM at rope drop.

Stardust Racers at Universal Epic Universe

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Jun 1

“You’re going to watch this Katherine Hepburn movie from 1938, and you’re going to like it.”

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · May 30

Watching the Wizard of Oz at the Sphere in Vegas just debuted pretty high on the list of things I’ll never do.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · May 18

Whenever we’d drive into the city, my dad told me that important people worked in every building we passed, and if I talked at all, it would disrupt their work. I once asked why having the radio on was okay, and blew his whole racket.

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CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · May 17

Rewatching Revenge of the Sith, and the biggest factor in Anakin’s fall to the Dark Side is that he’s a fucking idiot.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · May 10

“I’d like to hit the car.”
(next homer hits the car)

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · May 3

Ten years ago today, I went to SFGAm with a woman I met off Craigslist. Came home with my kidneys and everything.

CM Venom @cmvenom.bsky.social · Apr 23

Staying close the night before, Express, and a night at Terra Luna. I’m giving myself every possible advantage.