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U.S. Expat in Canada. Baseball is life. 🌊🌊🌊 Father of two best sons ever. #FuckCancer
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My wife of 31 years passed away from cancer last week. Only 60 years old. Please do me one favor and hug your loved ones. #FuckCancer
New construction for bunny’s home. I should charge him rent.
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
New construction for bunny’s home. I should charge him rent.
My wife of 31 years passed away from cancer last week. Only 60 years old. Please do me one favor and hug your loved ones. #FuckCancer
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
My wife of 31 years passed away from cancer last week. Only 60 years old. Please do me one favor and hug your loved ones. #FuckCancer
How did 77 million people vote for Omar Tariff?
March 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
How did 77 million people vote for Omar Tariff?
The U.S. ended up being one year and one condom short of making it to its 250th birthday.
March 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The U.S. ended up being one year and one condom short of making it to its 250th birthday.
I eat eggs three times a week. Does that make me upper middle class?
February 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I eat eggs three times a week. Does that make me upper middle class?
RFK Jr. on vaccines: "My father and uncle took shots, and died as a result."
February 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
RFK Jr. on vaccines: "My father and uncle took shots, and died as a result."
I dumped the gold in the Gulf of Canada.
February 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I dumped the gold in the Gulf of Canada.
Happy birthday to the flag that truly represents freedom and independence!
a canadian flag with a maple leaf on it is waving in the wind
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February 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Happy birthday to the flag that truly represents freedom and independence!
MAGA conundrum: Which bathroom to use on a Trans Atlantic flight.
February 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
MAGA conundrum: Which bathroom to use on a Trans Atlantic flight.
Trump: “It’s much colder in Canada than in the U.S. They’d have to be stupid to not want to be a state.”
February 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Trump: “It’s much colder in Canada than in the U.S. They’d have to be stupid to not want to be a state.”
Hegseth: “It isn’t over! Nothing’s over until we say it’s over. Was it over when we got bombed at the Pearl Harbor Tavern?”
February 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hegseth: “It isn’t over! Nothing’s over until we say it’s over. Was it over when we got bombed at the Pearl Harbor Tavern?”
The City of Toronto gives grants to transportation companies that use electric vehicles. There is a proposal, likely to pass, to except Teslas from this grant.
February 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The City of Toronto gives grants to transportation companies that use electric vehicles. There is a proposal, likely to pass, to except Teslas from this grant.
Government funded cancer research is keeping my wife alive.
February 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Government funded cancer research is keeping my wife alive.
Maybe he’ll choke on a hotdog. You know the saying, “Any given Sunday.”
February 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Maybe he’ll choke on a hotdog. You know the saying, “Any given Sunday.”
I don’t care who wins tonight as long as Trump has a shitty time.
February 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I don’t care who wins tonight as long as Trump has a shitty time.
I hear there will be 2 blimps at the Superbowl.
February 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I hear there will be 2 blimps at the Superbowl.
I’m eating greasy fried stuff from now on. Evidently, this cholesterol kills thing is bullshit or he’d be dead.
February 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I’m eating greasy fried stuff from now on. Evidently, this cholesterol kills thing is bullshit or he’d be dead.
When Trump is up the river you will see, the United States will be free.
February 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When Trump is up the river you will see, the United States will be free.
Let me know when the Democrats have something more than “This isn’t fair.”
February 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Let me know when the Democrats have something more than “This isn’t fair.”
Trump and Musk to create a Department of Redundancy Department.
February 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Trump and Musk to create a Department of Redundancy Department.
Trump: “Stop testing for bird flu and there will be no cases.”
February 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Trump: “Stop testing for bird flu and there will be no cases.”
Trump wants to build an oceanfront golf course in Gaza because he’s used to playing out of the sand.
February 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Trump wants to build an oceanfront golf course in Gaza because he’s used to playing out of the sand.
It pisses me off that pollsters and networks are doing approval ratings for Elon Musk.
February 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It pisses me off that pollsters and networks are doing approval ratings for Elon Musk.
To all the far leftists who say the U.S. isn’t Donald Trump, I have news for you. Israel isn’t Netanyahu either.
February 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
To all the far leftists who say the U.S. isn’t Donald Trump, I have news for you. Israel isn’t Netanyahu either.
Trudeau screwed Trump and Melania.
February 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Trudeau screwed Trump and Melania.