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phage
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I’m starting to feel alive again
Sometimes you just gotta blend a bunch of onions with the immersion blender to feel something positive
In many situations, 14 minutes is actually plenty of time
(7 second pause) Can I get uhhh…
Doing the millennial pause at the drive thru order booth
These NFC North games are crazy today lol
If given the chance, I could easily lose the world series for either team in this moment
So many keys below that cliff
AI would never make it through a years long bender with the boys and it shows in every fucking thing it does
The half step minor 9 chord change to open The Christmas Song is so fucking good. It hits every time
My favorite part about space is my flawless, complete grasp of the whole universe
If you or anyone you know is in NEPA, come see my band Annie in the Water at River Street Jazz Cafe in Plains, PA tonight
I see no issues in your future with your Harbor Freight paint sprayer
What exactly do you mean by the Al Gore Rhythm?
My monkeys! My beautiful, infected monkeys!
How it feels to hit a lick on a solo where I play Lydian going upwards and Mixolydian going downwards
Walking around, turning erratically at sharp 45° and 90° angles, and intermittently stopping, looking at objects, and saying “No problem here.”
I’m driving smile mile per hours according to the road side speed radar
Welcome to the Skeeter Bowl
What’s your favorite Dumpster Piss Spot?

#DumpsterPissSpot
No man, that screenshot of an awful post from Twitter really positively added to my experience on this website that I use to specifically not be on Twitter