Kapitän Clownfeuer
@clownfeuer.bsky.social
We really shouldn’t let Clownfeuer talk to the customers.
APT (Advanced Persistent Twat)
APT (Advanced Persistent Twat)
Original post: cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog...
November 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Original post: cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog...
Another meeting vanished minutes before starting. It's quite fortunate that my entire day is spent lounging around doing fuck-all else than practising my mind-reading skills and patting computers on their head for a job well-done, otherwise I might start getting annoyed with it all hey? #WasteOfTime
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Another meeting vanished minutes before starting. It's quite fortunate that my entire day is spent lounging around doing fuck-all else than practising my mind-reading skills and patting computers on their head for a job well-done, otherwise I might start getting annoyed with it all hey? #WasteOfTime
Original post: infosec.exchange/@realn2s/115...
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Original post: infosec.exchange/@realn2s/115...
There’s a lot more fixing bikes in my life these days and I saw this gem while being dragged around the local library, and - gotta say - the insides are a delight of well designed looking diagrams and useful text and bonus points for all the component names being in german, always useful 👍🏻
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
There’s a lot more fixing bikes in my life these days and I saw this gem while being dragged around the local library, and - gotta say - the insides are a delight of well designed looking diagrams and useful text and bonus points for all the component names being in german, always useful 👍🏻
November 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I can’t believe I just had to play Paul McCartney’s “wonderful christmastime” to Frau CF who was claiming never to have experienced its majestic beauty 😭😂😇
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I can’t believe I just had to play Paul McCartney’s “wonderful christmastime” to Frau CF who was claiming never to have experienced its majestic beauty 😭😂😇
I’ve got “Monkey Suit” by The Plasmatics on ear-worm… I’m not sure why though. It’s not even showing me the multi coloured splatter vinyl. (No “ear-worm” is not an app, but perhaps it should be?)
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I’ve got “Monkey Suit” by The Plasmatics on ear-worm… I’m not sure why though. It’s not even showing me the multi coloured splatter vinyl. (No “ear-worm” is not an app, but perhaps it should be?)
Did an AI fuck that up, or did a Human?
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Did an AI fuck that up, or did a Human?
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Original post: discuss.systems/@ricci/11550...
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Original post: discuss.systems/@ricci/11550...
yay Babs Santini book arrived #Weihnachtsgeschenk #NeiErhlich
November 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
yay Babs Santini book arrived #Weihnachtsgeschenk #NeiErhlich
OK, I've caved in.. it is finally "thick socks" weather.
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
OK, I've caved in.. it is finally "thick socks" weather.
Because I hate myself, I looked at trying to make Tidalcycles work on FreeBSD (I mean.. it's just haskell & supercollider+quark, & that all works fine) however the deep joy there is that it has a dependency on Ableton Link, which doesn't yet have a freeBSD target (or support), so "oof one for later"
November 6, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Because I hate myself, I looked at trying to make Tidalcycles work on FreeBSD (I mean.. it's just haskell & supercollider+quark, & that all works fine) however the deep joy there is that it has a dependency on Ableton Link, which doesn't yet have a freeBSD target (or support), so "oof one for later"
There's some capitalist/religious holiday coming up soon, right? Black Thumbday or something? Rampage through the desolate malls scouring for trinkets? Snorting soft-synths from webs to adorn one's clothing? Do I need money? <violently shakes a gaudy plastic rectangle>
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 AM
There's some capitalist/religious holiday coming up soon, right? Black Thumbday or something? Rampage through the desolate malls scouring for trinkets? Snorting soft-synths from webs to adorn one's clothing? Do I need money? <violently shakes a gaudy plastic rectangle>
I think the most distressing thing about visiting the office yesterday was finding that most of my coworkers _enjoy_ using MS Excel.
En. Joy. 😭
En. Joy. 😭
November 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I think the most distressing thing about visiting the office yesterday was finding that most of my coworkers _enjoy_ using MS Excel.
En. Joy. 😭
En. Joy. 😭
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
November 5, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Ugh, people wanting me to form coherent sentences in small gatherings again ☹️
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Ugh, people wanting me to form coherent sentences in small gatherings again ☹️
Original post: mastodon.social/@randahl/115...
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Original post: mastodon.social/@randahl/115...
Good Fucking Riddance
(If I was an Xtian I'd hope he was burning in hell, but I don't hold with bullshit afterlife superstitions so I'll wish for the second best: damnatio memoriae.)
https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/politics/dick-cheney-death-obit
(If I was an Xtian I'd hope he was burning in hell, but I don't hold with bullshit afterlife superstitions so I'll wish for the second best: damnatio memoriae.)
https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/politics/dick-cheney-death-obit
November 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Original post: hachyderm.io/@inthehands/...
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Original post: hachyderm.io/@inthehands/...
FaceID not working when the user has a finger up their nose seems like an egregious use-case consideration failure, if you ask me.
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
FaceID not working when the user has a finger up their nose seems like an egregious use-case consideration failure, if you ask me.