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Tom Hardy’s bastard child born out of wedlock with Zendaya. Marriage annulled.
Ever since I was a child, I knew I wanted to be a chop hoe
January 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Ever since I was a child, I knew I wanted to be a chop hoe
Hey we’re shitting where we eat tonight if you wanna pull up
January 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Hey we’re shitting where we eat tonight if you wanna pull up
It’s almost like she hates saving money she’s always buying some bullshit 😭
December 28, 2024 at 2:30 AM
It’s almost like she hates saving money she’s always buying some bullshit 😭
My mother has bought a Ring camera for the front door. Which I’m sure will attract more package stealers to our front door and not less.
December 28, 2024 at 2:29 AM
My mother has bought a Ring camera for the front door. Which I’m sure will attract more package stealers to our front door and not less.
Eating all of the bad tasting gummy vitamins first so all the good ones get eaten last
a woman in a blue dress and black jacket is walking down a street .
Alt: Anora from Anora happily going somewhere
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December 27, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Eating all of the bad tasting gummy vitamins first so all the good ones get eaten last
Woman who gave me my flu shot said it wouldn’t hurt and that it doesn’t mean anything but I saw her unscrew the top of her head and swap processors while she thought I wasn’t looking…
a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a yellow circle in the middle .
Alt: a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a yellow circle in the middle eating sandwich before being gagged by new information.
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December 23, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Woman who gave me my flu shot said it wouldn’t hurt and that it doesn’t mean anything but I saw her unscrew the top of her head and swap processors while she thought I wasn’t looking…
Sometimes you think youre bisexual when you really just need to pee
December 13, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Sometimes you think youre bisexual when you really just need to pee
Daniel Craig got his youth stolen and now he’s too old to be bisexual
November 28, 2024 at 7:16 AM
Daniel Craig got his youth stolen and now he’s too old to be bisexual
Forgot dr pepper had caffeine and drank a full bottle before bed so now im lying here like
a cartoon man in a suit and tie is standing in a doorway holding a bat .
Alt: Ms puff in a padded room
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November 26, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Forgot dr pepper had caffeine and drank a full bottle before bed so now im lying here like
100 year old Chosen One still fulfills the Prophecy the old-fashioned way
November 15, 2024 at 2:23 PM
100 year old Chosen One still fulfills the Prophecy the old-fashioned way
Did You Know They’re Serving Nonbinary Tea Under The Clairo Shade At The Chile Cafe?
November 14, 2024 at 9:26 PM
Did You Know They’re Serving Nonbinary Tea Under The Clairo Shade At The Chile Cafe?
If they made Brisk Raspberry Iced Tea flavored coke i’d snort
November 14, 2024 at 7:15 PM
If they made Brisk Raspberry Iced Tea flavored coke i’d snort
My daily vocabulary app is arming me for war
November 14, 2024 at 4:32 PM
My daily vocabulary app is arming me for war
Seeing ppl’s likes again is making me go crazy like we’re finally home
November 14, 2024 at 11:28 AM
Seeing ppl’s likes again is making me go crazy like we’re finally home
The Oracle deemed you nonbinary many moons ago. You can only defy the Prophecy for so long.
November 14, 2024 at 3:46 AM
The Oracle deemed you nonbinary many moons ago. You can only defy the Prophecy for so long.
Some people’s coming out is funny. I could have told you that.
November 14, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Some people’s coming out is funny. I could have told you that.
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brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
brand new diner serves coke the normal way
Joshing Josh Peck’s pecker until he drakes all on my bfuck this. I can’t do this anymore.
November 14, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Joshing Josh Peck’s pecker until he drakes all on my bfuck this. I can’t do this anymore.
“Baby daddy” do you know only have 30 minutes left?
November 14, 2024 at 1:16 AM
“Baby daddy” do you know only have 30 minutes left?
I think I’d rather run the gauntlet of saw traps than see a lot of words ever again.
November 14, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I think I’d rather run the gauntlet of saw traps than see a lot of words ever again.
That aside my schedule is flipped next semester and now i no longer have a 4 day weekend so i might cry
November 13, 2024 at 10:14 PM
That aside my schedule is flipped next semester and now i no longer have a 4 day weekend so i might cry
And being ugly. Like your trauma is valid but at some point you gotta get a grip girl 😭
November 13, 2024 at 10:13 PM
And being ugly. Like your trauma is valid but at some point you gotta get a grip girl 😭
John Krasinski man of the year feels really dated he hasnt done shit for fuck this year
November 13, 2024 at 6:34 AM
John Krasinski man of the year feels really dated he hasnt done shit for fuck this year
Anything that reinforces the idea that he can stop stipulating his desire to be a woman and he’s gonna go bob-hunting at a Goodwill
November 12, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Anything that reinforces the idea that he can stop stipulating his desire to be a woman and he’s gonna go bob-hunting at a Goodwill
Im not attaching any images but that conservative guy who loves to crossdress and tuck his pronouns in his underwear is going to have a VERY rude awakening if we show him I Saw The TV Glow
November 12, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Im not attaching any images but that conservative guy who loves to crossdress and tuck his pronouns in his underwear is going to have a VERY rude awakening if we show him I Saw The TV Glow