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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 12d

I'm getting cracked by Fate soon

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 20h

It's always Omega o'clock somewhere

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 1d

Thinking about going out for one last six-pack for fall break. A lil treat for the guy who has treats every day

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 1d

dink dink dink

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 1d

would you drink from the grabber's can

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 1d

goodtimes #bababooey @nigelcrimson.bsky.social

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 1d

huffing glue vs. snorting come

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 2d

snort what now

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 5d

I need to get drunk enough so I can forget the previous years of my life up to my birth. Maybe then I will be cured

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 6d

my pleasure really

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 6d

I am not Doc Wyatt but I think I can answer this. #REWTEET

Nokt: crack cocaine
Rox: ecstasy, MDMA
Zarkt: alcohol or heroin; depressants
Drix: cocaine or shrooms; something for the bugs
Kur: weed, especially joint and/or bong.

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 6d

thank you christian mom

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 7d

was this not good enough for you all

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 8d

no I get it really I feel like this too sometimes

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 8d

ICYMI — “I don’t think there’s anything that will get me into Heaven. I think I’m not, maybe, Heaven-bound.”

Trump confesses on Air Force One

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 8d

Insightful.

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 9d

girlbossed too close to the sun and as I fell I laughed, because I knew that to fall means to have once served cunt

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 9d

Do anyone else's dreams sometimes feel like visions or is that just me

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 10d

Skinna and Chalma

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 10d

Kinda crazy that they made the Nether-Space black and white, a subtle nod to the fact that it is happening in the present. Bravo Vince!

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 10d

Realm of Jeff

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 10d

Kinda

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Geno @konrade.bsky.social · 10d

Two people will die in the next chapter of your life

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 10d

They call me Nostradamus

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 10d

I love looking back at my old notes and realizing that I accurately predicted my downfall like a couple of months before it actually happened

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Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 11d

I am blessed with them

Loris @clitloris.bsky.social · 11d

every time an impending sense of doom washes over me I will retweet this post. and so should you

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