Cliff Rives
@cliffofinsanity.bsky.social
Movie fan (007 superfan), fan and amateur purveyor of movie snark (MST3K, Svengoolie, Rifftrax, The Mads). Mostly harmless.
Now I'm wondering if DDA and The Taking of Pelham One Two Three could've happened on the same day.
I wonder how many other robberies are taking place right now, since the entire NYPD is just standing around this bank #DogDayAfternoon #TCMParty
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Now I'm wondering if DDA and The Taking of Pelham One Two Three could've happened on the same day.
Next year's Kickstarter stretch goals should include "Have a beer with Mike and hear how Tony Danza almost beat him up."
#Rifftrax
#Rifftrax
Lace up your cleats, boots, and pickleball shoes - it's time to watch Mike, Kevin, and Bill riff your favorite sports movies. The Riffer's Cup is here! rifftrax.com/the-riffers-...
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Next year's Kickstarter stretch goals should include "Have a beer with Mike and hear how Tony Danza almost beat him up."
#Rifftrax
#Rifftrax
Reposted by Cliff Rives
Every morning I wake up thinking I had seen the craziest shit ever the day before and every day I’m wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Every morning I wake up thinking I had seen the craziest shit ever the day before and every day I’m wrong.
So, the vampire falls and lands on a cross? If only he could have transformed into some sort of flying mammal.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
So, the vampire falls and lands on a cross? If only he could have transformed into some sort of flying mammal.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
This film spends so much time on rooftops I expect Santa Claus to show up.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This film spends so much time on rooftops I expect Santa Claus to show up.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
I solved it! It's the priest, in the bedroom, with the candlestick.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I solved it! It's the priest, in the bedroom, with the candlestick.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Meanwhile, discount Michael Crawford...
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Meanwhile, discount Michael Crawford...
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
Serving soup without a spoon is also company policy at Denny's.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Serving soup without a spoon is also company policy at Denny's.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
"If you want to be a success in life, forget the truth!" Also the slogan of Fox News.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
"If you want to be a success in life, forget the truth!" Also the slogan of Fox News.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
In addition to all his Hammer films, Christopher Lee's movie series history includes James Bond, Star Wars, LOTR, Airport, and... I'm not making this up...Police Academy (the Mission to Moscow one).
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
In addition to all his Hammer films, Christopher Lee's movie series history includes James Bond, Star Wars, LOTR, Airport, and... I'm not making this up...Police Academy (the Mission to Moscow one).
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
Bell, book, candle...dammit, I forgot Kim Novak!
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bell, book, candle...dammit, I forgot Kim Novak!
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Incredibly, not Jim Broadbent.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Incredibly, not Jim Broadbent.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
So THAT'S what's behind the green door.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
November 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
So THAT'S what's behind the green door.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
I'd prefer not to see"Prince Andrew" and "stripped" in the same sentence ever again, thank you very much.
October 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I'd prefer not to see"Prince Andrew" and "stripped" in the same sentence ever again, thank you very much.
Oh good, Inspector Gadget's on the case.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Oh good, Inspector Gadget's on the case.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
He's in a glass case of emotion!
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:49 AM
He's in a glass case of emotion!
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
Weather like that causes illness...look, someone's coffin already.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Weather like that causes illness...look, someone's coffin already.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
You wouldn't see a crew this bad at catching flies until the Colorado Rockies.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You wouldn't see a crew this bad at catching flies until the Colorado Rockies.
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
Maybe tonight's song segment should be "Pretty Guy For A White Fly."
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Maybe tonight's song segment should be "Pretty Guy For A White Fly."
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
"Knock three times to show you agree."
I was really hoping the no signal would be "twice on the pipes."
#Svengoolie
I was really hoping the no signal would be "twice on the pipes."
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
"Knock three times to show you agree."
I was really hoping the no signal would be "twice on the pipes."
#Svengoolie
I was really hoping the no signal would be "twice on the pipes."
#Svengoolie
Not to be "that guy," but...the machine teleports all that stuff intact and separate but can't do the same with a human and a fly?
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Not to be "that guy," but...the machine teleports all that stuff intact and separate but can't do the same with a human and a fly?
#Svengoolie
#Svengoolie