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Gerrard Tyson

@cleverestdemon.bsky.social

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Author of "We All Have Our Demons." gerrardtyson.wordpress.com www.teepublic.com/user/gerrard-tyson

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Gerrard Tyson @cleverestdemon.bsky.social · May 27

ChatGPT remade my cover. I don't hate it. What do you think?

Gerrard Tyson @cleverestdemon.bsky.social · Apr 12

This popped into my head. Now it's in yours. Sorry. #meme #lawncare #cutting #edging #humor

Gerrard Tyson @cleverestdemon.bsky.social · Jan 15

We All Have Our Demons by Gerrard Tyson. I'm not saying it will become your favorite book, but I'm not not saying that. #books

"Group shower are grody," says Kaylee. "Shhh! You're not being goth," replies Jess.

Gerrard Tyson @cleverestdemon.bsky.social · Dec 29

Esther Verkest comic originally written and drawn by Kim Duchateau. Enhanced by yours truly. #meme #memes #BTGGF

A comic strip wherein a pretty woman is stranded on a desert isle. She spells "HELP" in giant letters using rocks. She watches planes fly over, ignoring her. She changes her message to "BIG TIDDY GOTH GF" and many men in planes, boats, and parachutes rush to her. This is my alteration of an Esther Verkest comic by Kim Duchateau.

Gerrard Tyson @cleverestdemon.bsky.social · Dec 20

We All Have Our Demons by Gerrard Tyson. Available on Amazon. So cheap you are practically losing money if you don't buy it! #books

Apparently human bodies were delicate and didn't heal very quickly. Even in lava? Frok had asked. Especially not in lava, Hagmorn had answered.

Gerrard Tyson @cleverestdemon.bsky.social · Dec 15

I'm kinda proud of this one. #meme #memes #BTGGF #StarTrek #SirPatStew

A picture of four lights. Each one bears a word. They are "BIG," "TIDDY," "GOTH," and "GF." The title reads, "You may choose any three." Below is a picture of Patrick Stewart from Star Trek TNG "Chain of Command" He is about to shout, "There are four lights!"

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Gerrard Tyson @cleverestdemon.bsky.social · Dec 14

In 1992, Akuma is the president of her college goth club (but don't call it goth club. That's so lame!) She hates this robe. Her mother thought it was the perfect thing to go with her Japanese phase and bought it for her without any consideration for her goth phase. #Goth #AI #WeAllHaveOurDemons

Gerrard Tyson @cleverestdemon.bsky.social · Dec 13

If you like this meme better than the movie, you will like my book! #meme #memes #BTGGF #HarryPotter

Harry Potter is staring at the mirror of Erised. Harry: What does this mirror do, Professor? Dumbledore: It shows us nothing more or less than the deepest, most desperate desire of our hearts. The reflection in the mirror shows Harry with two Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriends.

Gerrard Tyson @cleverestdemon.bsky.social · Dec 11

Frok, the cleverest demon. From the book We All Have Our Demons by Gerrard Tyson #fantasy #goth #humor

Frok is tens of thousands of years old. He’s 8’5” tall, and his skin glows like red hot embers. Instead of feet he has hooves. He’s massively muscled, has bat-like wings, a long spaded tail, and embarrassingly tiny pale pink horns.

Gerrard Tyson @cleverestdemon.bsky.social · Dec 11

#meme #memes #BTGGF #Batman

A three panel meme. First panel: a model cosplaying as Lady Dimitrescu from Resident Evil with enormous prosthetic breasts. Second panel: the same model in without the breasts. Third panel: Batman shouting "Where are they?!?!"

Gerrard Tyson @cleverestdemon.bsky.social · Dec 8

I used AI to animate Akuma from "We All Have Our Demons." (But I didn't use AI to write the book.) #AI #BTGGF #goth

Gerrard Tyson @cleverestdemon.bsky.social · Dec 1

Her name is Veronica BTW

Gerrard Tyson @cleverestdemon.bsky.social · Dec 1

Merely a fanciful jest. My book has 4.5 stars IRL. #meme #memes #KombuchaGirl #BTGGF

A kombucha girl meme where she looks askance at "a book with a one-star review" but intrigued by "a one-star review for having too many big tiddy goth girls." The book is We All Have Our Demons by Gerrard Tyson.

Gerrard Tyson @cleverestdemon.bsky.social · Nov 30

The book is funny, sexy, and spooky, but it’s not horror or romance, and it’s not for children, it’s for very childish adults. #Humor #Spooky #Boobs #Goth #BTGGF

Photo of the paperback edition of "We All Have Our Demons" by Gerrard Tyson

Gerrard Tyson @cleverestdemon.bsky.social · Nov 29

Frok is a demon who thinks his smarts are his ticket out of Hell. In 1992, Akuma is the president of her college goth club (but don't call it goth club. That's so lame!) Evan is the mysterious stranger who has a secret to share with Akuma and her friends. Is the secret that he's a psycho? #Goth