ClaytonClent
@claytonclent.bsky.social
Wrangler of celebrity crocodiles
Lives on unceded Dhudhuroa country.
Lives on unceded Dhudhuroa country.
Weighing up whether to vote for the corrupt by design and incompetent as a strategy, or the corrupt as an oversight and incompetent as a strategy, party at the next election.
December 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Weighing up whether to vote for the corrupt by design and incompetent as a strategy, or the corrupt as an oversight and incompetent as a strategy, party at the next election.
Celebrity crocodiles will be unwrangled for 5 months.
December 12, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Celebrity crocodiles will be unwrangled for 5 months.
Passing the hat around for Shayne. Give what you can.
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Passing the hat around for Shayne. Give what you can.
Logging on again to make sure I never go to the US.
December 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Logging on again to make sure I never go to the US.
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every pro-stadium chud should have to come and sit in the royal hobart emergency department for the night and then tell me if a fucking stadium should be a priority
December 11, 2025 at 9:43 AM
every pro-stadium chud should have to come and sit in the royal hobart emergency department for the night and then tell me if a fucking stadium should be a priority
"I'm not the Finance Minister", says Crablo as the lightbulb in his head lights up and he books an appointment with the GG.
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 AM
"I'm not the Finance Minister", says Crablo as the lightbulb in his head lights up and he books an appointment with the GG.
The bodhisattva, Vimalakirti: I am ill because the whole world is ill
Jordan Peterson: I am sick because the buiding is sick
Jordan Peterson: I am sick because the buiding is sick
December 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The bodhisattva, Vimalakirti: I am ill because the whole world is ill
Jordan Peterson: I am sick because the buiding is sick
Jordan Peterson: I am sick because the buiding is sick
Would be a great time for Jetstar to blow the dust off my proposal from a couple of years back for a range of Ivan Milat themed adventure holidays
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Would be a great time for Jetstar to blow the dust off my proposal from a couple of years back for a range of Ivan Milat themed adventure holidays
Reposted by ClaytonClent
you were warned
(enjoy the nice surprise guest at the end)
(enjoy the nice surprise guest at the end)
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
you were warned
(enjoy the nice surprise guest at the end)
(enjoy the nice surprise guest at the end)
No. I've had this very demure Richard Mille Smiley watch for ages. Why do you ask?
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
No. I've had this very demure Richard Mille Smiley watch for ages. Why do you ask?
Enetering "Don't know how to post a facial image" in the field to prove my age.
December 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Enetering "Don't know how to post a facial image" in the field to prove my age.
Looking forward to going back to work at Jetstar
December 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Looking forward to going back to work at Jetstar
Asking airport security if they can give me a coronary artery calcium score while they check the carry-on luggage
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Asking airport security if they can give me a coronary artery calcium score while they check the carry-on luggage
So, a fake Kardashian. Incredible.
December 9, 2025 at 11:13 PM
So, a fake Kardashian. Incredible.
Anybody else think it is positively Orwellian that the UK government gave $4b to a mob called Corporate Travel to "house" asylum seekers in boats tied up to wharves?
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Anybody else think it is positively Orwellian that the UK government gave $4b to a mob called Corporate Travel to "house" asylum seekers in boats tied up to wharves?
Horse chestnuts, you say?
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Horse chestnuts, you say?
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I call on the Australian government to #RaiseTheRate of all support payments to a living wage.
This would be the single most effective way to lift the productivity, quality of life, and well-being of the whole country.
#CommitToALivingWage
This would be the single most effective way to lift the productivity, quality of life, and well-being of the whole country.
#CommitToALivingWage
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I call on the Australian government to #RaiseTheRate of all support payments to a living wage.
This would be the single most effective way to lift the productivity, quality of life, and well-being of the whole country.
#CommitToALivingWage
This would be the single most effective way to lift the productivity, quality of life, and well-being of the whole country.
#CommitToALivingWage
A lot of ppl at the Richardson open casket with hammers and wooden stakes.
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
A lot of ppl at the Richardson open casket with hammers and wooden stakes.
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The only reason so many @australianlabor.bsky.social MPs & ex-MPs turned up to see the organised crime capo off was to make sure he's dead. He knew where all the skeletons are. www.smh.com.au/cbd/the-powe... #auspol
The powerful and privileged farewell the ‘Senator for Kneecaps’
Australia’s political class turned out to honour controversial Labor powerbroker Graham Richardson at a state funeral in Sydney on Tuesday.
www.smh.com.au
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The only reason so many @australianlabor.bsky.social MPs & ex-MPs turned up to see the organised crime capo off was to make sure he's dead. He knew where all the skeletons are. www.smh.com.au/cbd/the-powe... #auspol
Imagine having to eulogise Richardson.
An act that corrodes the soul like it was a deciduous tooth in a glass of Coke.
An act that corrodes the soul like it was a deciduous tooth in a glass of Coke.
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Imagine having to eulogise Richardson.
An act that corrodes the soul like it was a deciduous tooth in a glass of Coke.
An act that corrodes the soul like it was a deciduous tooth in a glass of Coke.
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We are doing this because media companies hate the platforms (for commercial reasons) and many parents are lazy or don't get it. Solidarity to Ezra and every other kid who just had their world narrowed for no purpose. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
I’m 15 years old and have a disability. Social media has been a lifeline – why is the government kicking me off? | Ezra Sholl
As I come to terms with life as a quadriplegic, Instagram and TikTok are a reminder I’m not alone
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
We are doing this because media companies hate the platforms (for commercial reasons) and many parents are lazy or don't get it. Solidarity to Ezra and every other kid who just had their world narrowed for no purpose. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Sure, but was has science ever done for us?
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sure, but was has science ever done for us?
Just saw a left biceps tattoo:
I'M WITH
STUPID
->
I'M WITH
STUPID
->
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Just saw a left biceps tattoo:
I'M WITH
STUPID
->
I'M WITH
STUPID
->
A lot of ppl hating on Corporate Travel, but if you were not lining up to bleed a BoJo clownshow administration to death, why are you even in business?
December 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
A lot of ppl hating on Corporate Travel, but if you were not lining up to bleed a BoJo clownshow administration to death, why are you even in business?
Scrubs, but refetencing major art movements
December 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Scrubs, but refetencing major art movements