Sarah Clawson
@clawson.bsky.social
Half mermaid. Half centaur. All human.
Technically, a group of 3 people is called a 'pig pen'
October 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Technically, a group of 3 people is called a 'pig pen'
Every accusation is a confession
(except this one)
(except this one)
September 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Every accusation is a confession
(except this one)
(except this one)
Action is the antidote to despair
September 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Action is the antidote to despair
Trucks are the purses of the automotive world
September 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Trucks are the purses of the automotive world
Sleep deprivation-induced hallucinations are nature's way of letting you know: you're getting shit done.
August 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Sleep deprivation-induced hallucinations are nature's way of letting you know: you're getting shit done.
The opposite of loneliness is having people who annoy the crap out of you.
August 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The opposite of loneliness is having people who annoy the crap out of you.
Rome wasn't built in a day. It was built moment by moment.
August 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Rome wasn't built in a day. It was built moment by moment.
Pathological optimists don't consider themselves such.
True optimists wouldn't call their beliefs optimistic
#bRIGHTside
True optimists wouldn't call their beliefs optimistic
#bRIGHTside
May 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Pathological optimists don't consider themselves such.
True optimists wouldn't call their beliefs optimistic
#bRIGHTside
True optimists wouldn't call their beliefs optimistic
#bRIGHTside
What you feed you will attract
. . . and whatever it is will be hungry
. . . and whatever it is will be hungry
May 17, 2025 at 12:32 PM
What you feed you will attract
. . . and whatever it is will be hungry
. . . and whatever it is will be hungry
When you're lost in the woods and you see the same tree twice, it usually means you're going in circles. Same with the same people repeating the same situations.
May 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM
When you're lost in the woods and you see the same tree twice, it usually means you're going in circles. Same with the same people repeating the same situations.
Days like today only come along about 9 times every century.
Happy square root day, mfs.
Happy square root day, mfs.
May 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Days like today only come along about 9 times every century.
Happy square root day, mfs.
Happy square root day, mfs.
'You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar,' but killing flies is a bad analogy for attracting people
April 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
'You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar,' but killing flies is a bad analogy for attracting people
It's not lonely at the top--I've got all my enemies!
April 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It's not lonely at the top--I've got all my enemies!
"Look me in an eye," doesn't sound as right as it means
April 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"Look me in an eye," doesn't sound as right as it means
Don't wear a gorilla costume to scare your mom on April Fools Day, because she'll spray you in the face with industrial grade bear mace
#jokesonme #happyAprilFoolsDay
#jokesonme #happyAprilFoolsDay
April 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Don't wear a gorilla costume to scare your mom on April Fools Day, because she'll spray you in the face with industrial grade bear mace
#jokesonme #happyAprilFoolsDay
#jokesonme #happyAprilFoolsDay
Buddhists say, "if you're planting a tree when you meet your maker, first put the sapling into the ground, and then greet your god."
Of course, there is a third option. Tell God to fuck off; you're obviously busy.
Of course, there is a third option. Tell God to fuck off; you're obviously busy.
March 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Buddhists say, "if you're planting a tree when you meet your maker, first put the sapling into the ground, and then greet your god."
Of course, there is a third option. Tell God to fuck off; you're obviously busy.
Of course, there is a third option. Tell God to fuck off; you're obviously busy.
After dark, the only difference between a normal, harmless neighbor and a mass-murderering creep is whether or not you've got a dog with you. #dogwalkerorstalker
March 17, 2025 at 9:22 AM
After dark, the only difference between a normal, harmless neighbor and a mass-murderering creep is whether or not you've got a dog with you. #dogwalkerorstalker
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and flattery isn't worth a damn
March 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and flattery isn't worth a damn
Hurt people hurt people, but right people right people.
(Also: male people mail people)
(Also: male people mail people)
February 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Hurt people hurt people, but right people right people.
(Also: male people mail people)
(Also: male people mail people)
How should I get revenge against my entire book club?
#reademandweep
#reademandweep
February 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
How should I get revenge against my entire book club?
#reademandweep
#reademandweep
Evil is whatever distracts us
February 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Evil is whatever distracts us
I'm party to both the FB group where physicists answer ppl's questions, as well as a group where everyone pretends to be stupid. There's nothing worse than accidentally mixing up those 2 threads
January 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I'm party to both the FB group where physicists answer ppl's questions, as well as a group where everyone pretends to be stupid. There's nothing worse than accidentally mixing up those 2 threads
The early bird gets the worm. The late riser learns to hunt.
December 10, 2024 at 11:52 AM
The early bird gets the worm. The late riser learns to hunt.