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Claws & Deflect

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Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · Aug 18

Yes, we’re snarky. No, that doesn’t mean we don’t care. 🖤

At Claws & Deflect, customer experience is our priority. Behind every sarcastic tee is a team that truly gives a damn.

Need help? Have a question? Want to send cat pics?
We’re here for it! ♥

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 3d

Mom said we're off for chores, but I suspect we'll also get more #Halloween decorations!
- Ariel

Just don't forget the treats! 🍬💕
#dogs #costumes #cute #mermaid #pets #halloweenvibes

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 6d

This is baby Star's first #Halloween! She's super curious about the decor 🤣
- The Ryan Family

Oh, we can see mischief brewing in that little cutie! Have fun with the spiderwebs 🕸️
Keep sending those #pet pics, we love them! 💕

#cats #catsofinstagram #cute #halloweenvibes

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Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 7d

We adopted Wuffles last #Halloween, best decision we ever made! 🩷🐶🍬
- Jessica & Kristin

Happy anniversary, Wuffles! We hope your #spooky season is filled with treats!
Share your holiday photos with your pets! We'd love to see them 🐾🎃

#dogs #dogsofinstagram #cute #family #halloweenvibes

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 8d

🎃 Will sit. Will stay. Will do tricks for treats 🦴🍬
Costumes? Check. Attitude? Always.

📸 Show us your pet in costume — or risk being outdone.
#funnyhalloween, #trickortreatpet, #halloweenpets, #petcostumecontest, #snarkypets

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 8d

"Zorro is suited up and ready for treats!" 🎃🦇🐈‍⬛
- Amanda K. from Montana

We'd love to see and share your #Halloween #pet pics, too!
Comment or send us your favorite pic for a chance to win some free snarky swag! 💕🐾

#petlover #cute #catsofinstagram #catlife #halloweencostume #halloweenvibes

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Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 10d

🚨 ALERT! 🚨
Unknown vehicle approaching. Possible package. Probable threat.
I repeat: TUCK. NOISE. DETECTED.

#clawsanddeflect #dogmeme #funnydog #amazontruck #doghumor #protectorpu

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 12d

🎄 Tree? What tree?
I definitely didn’t obliterate your holiday hopes before December even started.
Try again when the house isn’t made of paper and bad decisions.
#TooSoon #NotSorry

#clawsanddeflect #smugcat #holidaychaos #naughtylist #catlife

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 15d

Move along, Whiskers! I’m the snuggle shift supervisor. Pet me like you mean it. 🐾

#dogmeme #doghumor #dachshund #catmeme #petmemes #clawsanddeflect

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 16d

Spooky season is here ♥ We like 'em furry, purring and just straight up adorable! We'd love to see you and your pets all dressed up! Like, share and comment with your photos and you may win some free s-wag! 🐾🪄🎃

#halloween #giveaway #pets #costume #cats #dogs

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 17d

Booked. Buffed. Bougie. 💅
Sparkle level: blinding. ✨
Yes, I’m tipping in treats.

#dogmeme #funnydog #doghumor #doggrooming #spoileddog #clawsanddeflect

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 18d

Howl you doin? New collection for snarky dog people. Same cheeky design on tee, tank, sweatshirt, tote, blanket, poster + mug. Black and white, cozy-season ready. Fetch yours before they’re gone. 🐾🍂

→ clawsanddeflect.etsy.com

#doglover #funnydog #giftideas #petlovers

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 19d

Every night, the same concert. No tickets, no encore, just pure drama at 3AM. 🎶🐾
#catlife #funnycats #sleepdeprived #catparents #clawsanddeflect

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 22d

Turns out my “kids” chase toys, not curfews. 🐾
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 24d

Who needs snooze when you’ve got smooch? ❤️⏰
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 26d

Just when you thought you had boundaries… adorable. 😼🐾
#cats #catlife #catsofinstagram #catmemes #clawsanddeflect

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · 29d

Sorry, plans canceled. The couch crew booked me first. 🛋️🐾😼🐕
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · Oct 2

Feline flirt alert! 🐈‍⬛ "Meow you doin?" is now available throughout the store.
Collection includes tees, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, totes, pillows, stickers, posters, and blankets.
Shop now → clawsanddeflect.etsy.com
#clawsanddeflect #catenthusiasts #felinehumor #catapparel #howyoudoin

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · Oct 1

The only thing vicious about this pup is his gas 💨🐕
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · Sep 29

🎶 Live at 9AM: The Meow Mix remix.
#cats #catlife #catsofinstagram #catmemes #clawsanddeflect

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · Sep 26

Friday night plans? Just me and the kids at the movies. 🎬🐾

#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · Sep 25

Breaking news: 92% of laps failed inspection. Zero refunds. 🐈⬛
#catmemes #funnycats #cattitude #petmemes #clawsanddeflect

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · Sep 24

Turns out… teamwork isn’t always a good thing. 🐾😼🐶

#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · Sep 23

Majestic. Delicate. Also a certified weapon of mass destruction. 😼✨

#catsofinstagram #catmemes #funnycats #petlife #clawsanddeflect

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · Sep 22

Plans for global takeover? On hold. Priorities: belly rubs first. 🐾✨

#dogmemes #funnydogs #doglife #petmemes #clawsanddeflect

Claws & Deflect @clawsanddeflect.bsky.social · Sep 19

Stealth mode? Denied. We hear everything. 🔑🐕🐈

#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect