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There's still going to be somebody who hates peaches🍑
RCF🤍
RCF🤍
I must be getting good at breastfeeding because today I managed to do it whilst walking.
Needs must and that
Needs must and that
June 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I must be getting good at breastfeeding because today I managed to do it whilst walking.
Needs must and that
Needs must and that
All the baby stereotypes are true.
Put them in a cute, planned outfit and they will poo and pee all over it.
Needs to leave the house and they will want a big feed so you can't get ready and actually look like you're coping
Put them in a cute, planned outfit and they will poo and pee all over it.
Needs to leave the house and they will want a big feed so you can't get ready and actually look like you're coping
June 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
All the baby stereotypes are true.
Put them in a cute, planned outfit and they will poo and pee all over it.
Needs to leave the house and they will want a big feed so you can't get ready and actually look like you're coping
Put them in a cute, planned outfit and they will poo and pee all over it.
Needs to leave the house and they will want a big feed so you can't get ready and actually look like you're coping
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Happy pride month ❤️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
June 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Happy pride month ❤️🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Being a mother is the most terrifying thing I've ever done. Honestly, I may not have lived a dare devil lifestyle but I've never been so terrified in my life.
June 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Being a mother is the most terrifying thing I've ever done. Honestly, I may not have lived a dare devil lifestyle but I've never been so terrified in my life.
Respect to Liverpool Police for announcing details about the car driver so quickly. So critical in this day and age, sadly.
May 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Respect to Liverpool Police for announcing details about the car driver so quickly. So critical in this day and age, sadly.
So sad I've had to tell Stoffle's mumma that he needs to be rehomed asap. Whilst always temporary, one of the cats is peeing outside the litter box which is a stress response, and i can't deal with that and a newborn.
I'm gonna cry just like the newborn when Stoff leaves though 💔
I'm gonna cry just like the newborn when Stoff leaves though 💔
May 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
So sad I've had to tell Stoffle's mumma that he needs to be rehomed asap. Whilst always temporary, one of the cats is peeing outside the litter box which is a stress response, and i can't deal with that and a newborn.
I'm gonna cry just like the newborn when Stoff leaves though 💔
I'm gonna cry just like the newborn when Stoff leaves though 💔
People are putting up countdowns for Download and it's very terrifying because that's my due date
May 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
People are putting up countdowns for Download and it's very terrifying because that's my due date
First Slamdunk not attended out of choice since 2016 as well! Sad times but of course my friend marrying the love of their life is more important, plus travelling to north London at 37 weeks pregnant probably isn't wise!
May 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
First Slamdunk not attended out of choice since 2016 as well! Sad times but of course my friend marrying the love of their life is more important, plus travelling to north London at 37 weeks pregnant probably isn't wise!
Attended a wedding completely sober yesterday for obvious reasons, and it was really fun to imagine all the drunk people as toddlers. I also still had a fab time 💚
May 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Attended a wedding completely sober yesterday for obvious reasons, and it was really fun to imagine all the drunk people as toddlers. I also still had a fab time 💚
Pouring all my hatred for this week into passion for my baby shower cake
It's gonna be so unhinged
It's gonna be so unhinged
Hehehe Ghehe GIF
ALT: Hehehe Ghehe GIF
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May 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Pouring all my hatred for this week into passion for my baby shower cake
It's gonna be so unhinged
It's gonna be so unhinged
Imagine being able to sleep at night
May 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Imagine being able to sleep at night
Stoffles pissed on our duvet. Again.
This week has been a lot and I still have a baby shower and wedding to get through without having a meltdown.
This week has been a lot and I still have a baby shower and wedding to get through without having a meltdown.
May 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Stoffles pissed on our duvet. Again.
This week has been a lot and I still have a baby shower and wedding to get through without having a meltdown.
This week has been a lot and I still have a baby shower and wedding to get through without having a meltdown.
I wish someone would tell me if my cars a write off or not. Would like to either sort out a new car or get mine fixed asap, considering any day now a tiny human is gonna be climbing out of me
May 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I wish someone would tell me if my cars a write off or not. Would like to either sort out a new car or get mine fixed asap, considering any day now a tiny human is gonna be climbing out of me
GP receptionists strike again.
Half an hour late being called for my midwife appointment at the doctors surgery, asked the receptionist whose reply was they're not connected to the midwives.
Ok but can someone not just knock on their office door and ask????
Half an hour late being called for my midwife appointment at the doctors surgery, asked the receptionist whose reply was they're not connected to the midwives.
Ok but can someone not just knock on their office door and ask????
May 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
GP receptionists strike again.
Half an hour late being called for my midwife appointment at the doctors surgery, asked the receptionist whose reply was they're not connected to the midwives.
Ok but can someone not just knock on their office door and ask????
Half an hour late being called for my midwife appointment at the doctors surgery, asked the receptionist whose reply was they're not connected to the midwives.
Ok but can someone not just knock on their office door and ask????
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This situation is ridiculous. Why isn’t the Labour government sorting this out?
www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...
www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...
May 22, 2025 at 10:48 AM
This situation is ridiculous. Why isn’t the Labour government sorting this out?
www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...
www.standard.co.uk/news/politic...
You'd think it'd be being in a car crash that'd be the source of my pain but honestly, my knee is the most painful thing from falling over earlier that day 😅
May 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
You'd think it'd be being in a car crash that'd be the source of my pain but honestly, my knee is the most painful thing from falling over earlier that day 😅
If my sister wasn't so painfully neurotypical, I'd think she was autistic with how like pragmatic and to the point she is
May 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If my sister wasn't so painfully neurotypical, I'd think she was autistic with how like pragmatic and to the point she is
... do you think I can still charge my bosses for my mileage up until the crash ??? 👀
May 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
... do you think I can still charge my bosses for my mileage up until the crash ??? 👀
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the feminine urge to sit on the grass and make daisy chains
May 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
the feminine urge to sit on the grass and make daisy chains
I am very ready to get baby out though.
Between the low iron, low platelets, hypertension turning pre eclampsia, the falling over then a car crash, I'm done. Let's get her out, gotta be safer than staying in. She's 36 weeks, she's ready enough!
Between the low iron, low platelets, hypertension turning pre eclampsia, the falling over then a car crash, I'm done. Let's get her out, gotta be safer than staying in. She's 36 weeks, she's ready enough!
May 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I am very ready to get baby out though.
Between the low iron, low platelets, hypertension turning pre eclampsia, the falling over then a car crash, I'm done. Let's get her out, gotta be safer than staying in. She's 36 weeks, she's ready enough!
Between the low iron, low platelets, hypertension turning pre eclampsia, the falling over then a car crash, I'm done. Let's get her out, gotta be safer than staying in. She's 36 weeks, she's ready enough!
I swear only i could get into a car crash for the first time when I'm 8 months pregnant.
I'm so sorry, baby, your mum's a liability
I'm so sorry, baby, your mum's a liability
May 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I swear only i could get into a car crash for the first time when I'm 8 months pregnant.
I'm so sorry, baby, your mum's a liability
I'm so sorry, baby, your mum's a liability
Ayyyy as if Tommy Cash is the Estonian Eurovision entry ahaha
May 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Ayyyy as if Tommy Cash is the Estonian Eurovision entry ahaha
I obviously dislike pro lifers and pro life men especially, but a pro life man without a vasectomy? Which is probably most of em. Get fuckedddd, my dude.
May 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I obviously dislike pro lifers and pro life men especially, but a pro life man without a vasectomy? Which is probably most of em. Get fuckedddd, my dude.
Ay the defendant plead guilty so I didn't have to give evidence as a witness 🤙🏻
May 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Ay the defendant plead guilty so I didn't have to give evidence as a witness 🤙🏻