Clara Chambertin
@clarachambertin.bsky.social
Outdoors, bedroom, and fine dining enthusiast. Based in Montréal.
www.clarachambertin.com
www.clarachambertin.com
Pinned
Why is it that I, who is single but also has several boyfriends, still need to add windshield washer fluid to my car?
Youse are slacking.
Youse are slacking.
a brown puppy with a funny face is being held by someone
ALT: a brown puppy with a funny face is being held by someone
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December 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Why is it that I, who is single but also has several boyfriends, still need to add windshield washer fluid to my car?
Youse are slacking.
Youse are slacking.
What’s preventing you from reaching out?
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December 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
What’s preventing you from reaching out?
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Hey, how you doin? 😉😏
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Hey, how you doin? 😉😏
Have you read this book yet? The writing is immaculate!
December 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Have you read this book yet? The writing is immaculate!
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I have this theory that you can tell a lot about a person by the way they drive. My cab driver is nervous, not a great communicator, but patient and observant.
Aka : moves the steering wheel a lot, doesn’t signal, let’s people in without fuss, constantly checks his mirrors.
Aka : moves the steering wheel a lot, doesn’t signal, let’s people in without fuss, constantly checks his mirrors.
December 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I have this theory that you can tell a lot about a person by the way they drive. My cab driver is nervous, not a great communicator, but patient and observant.
Aka : moves the steering wheel a lot, doesn’t signal, let’s people in without fuss, constantly checks his mirrors.
Aka : moves the steering wheel a lot, doesn’t signal, let’s people in without fuss, constantly checks his mirrors.
Love sharing my love for pinot with you.
December 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Love sharing my love for pinot with you.
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It's not even Dec 15 and I'm at my third Christmas party so far. 😂 Thank God I'm leaving for Ottawa tour Dec 15-16-18. Then I'm also going on vacation Dec 21-30, Montréal people if you want I'm available Dec 20 after 4pm!
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www.roxannevalois.com
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December 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
It's not even Dec 15 and I'm at my third Christmas party so far. 😂 Thank God I'm leaving for Ottawa tour Dec 15-16-18. Then I'm also going on vacation Dec 21-30, Montréal people if you want I'm available Dec 20 after 4pm!
www.roxannevalois.com
www.roxannevalois.com
I have this theory that you can tell a lot about a person by the way they drive. My cab driver is nervous, not a great communicator, but patient and observant.
Aka : moves the steering wheel a lot, doesn’t signal, let’s people in without fuss, constantly checks his mirrors.
Aka : moves the steering wheel a lot, doesn’t signal, let’s people in without fuss, constantly checks his mirrors.
December 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I have this theory that you can tell a lot about a person by the way they drive. My cab driver is nervous, not a great communicator, but patient and observant.
Aka : moves the steering wheel a lot, doesn’t signal, let’s people in without fuss, constantly checks his mirrors.
Aka : moves the steering wheel a lot, doesn’t signal, let’s people in without fuss, constantly checks his mirrors.
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Magnetic 🧲
December 12, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Magnetic 🧲
Got some new perfumes.
Which one would you like to smell on my neck?
Which one would you like to smell on my neck?
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Got some new perfumes.
Which one would you like to smell on my neck?
Which one would you like to smell on my neck?
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Aïcha Black - 📍Montreal | PornHub, Onlyfans, Jerkmate (@aichablack.bsky.social) bsky.app/profile/aich...
Aïcha Black - 📍Montreal | PornHub, Onlyfans, Jerkmate (@aichablack.bsky.social)
Where are you taking me next ?
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December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Aïcha Black - 📍Montreal | PornHub, Onlyfans, Jerkmate (@aichablack.bsky.social) bsky.app/profile/aich...
Have you gone to WPP yet? Which photo was most striking to you? What issue did you learn about, if any? Let’s talk about it over coffee or a glass of wine.
September 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Have you gone to WPP yet? Which photo was most striking to you? What issue did you learn about, if any? Let’s talk about it over coffee or a glass of wine.
Ontario peaches are in delicious right now but if you’re missing out on the season you can have one in your bed any day/night of the year. 🍑
Photo by Bonjour Boudoir
Photo by Bonjour Boudoir
August 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Ontario peaches are in delicious right now but if you’re missing out on the season you can have one in your bed any day/night of the year. 🍑
Photo by Bonjour Boudoir
Photo by Bonjour Boudoir
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I’m back in town with very limited availabilities this week …
514-437-2288 or +1 (613) 410-9936
514-437-2288 or +1 (613) 410-9936
August 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’m back in town with very limited availabilities this week …
514-437-2288 or +1 (613) 410-9936
514-437-2288 or +1 (613) 410-9936
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All of my favorite clients mention having a blue sky account, not saying there’s a correlation, but…
July 23, 2025 at 11:13 AM
All of my favorite clients mention having a blue sky account, not saying there’s a correlation, but…
Lecture sur le train 📕
July 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Lecture sur le train 📕
Which show was I at? Guess in the comments and come back tomorrow for the answer. 😎
Hint : I was one of many wearing a bucket hat.
Hint : I was one of many wearing a bucket hat.
July 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Which show was I at? Guess in the comments and come back tomorrow for the answer. 😎
Hint : I was one of many wearing a bucket hat.
Hint : I was one of many wearing a bucket hat.
My homegirl hasn’t aged a day since the last time I saw her ♥️
July 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My homegirl hasn’t aged a day since the last time I saw her ♥️
My 6yo niece picked this joke up at her Montessori school:
What do Pierre Pollieve and a toilet have in common?
My answer : one has shit going in and the other has shit coming out.
The punchline : a toilet has a seat
I’m dead 😂😂😂
What do Pierre Pollieve and a toilet have in common?
My answer : one has shit going in and the other has shit coming out.
The punchline : a toilet has a seat
I’m dead 😂😂😂
July 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My 6yo niece picked this joke up at her Montessori school:
What do Pierre Pollieve and a toilet have in common?
My answer : one has shit going in and the other has shit coming out.
The punchline : a toilet has a seat
I’m dead 😂😂😂
What do Pierre Pollieve and a toilet have in common?
My answer : one has shit going in and the other has shit coming out.
The punchline : a toilet has a seat
I’m dead 😂😂😂
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Hey, it's my birthday! This means everyone has to be extra nice to me all day!
July 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hey, it's my birthday! This means everyone has to be extra nice to me all day!
Working on having a drive as awesome as my bag. 🩵
July 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Working on having a drive as awesome as my bag. 🩵
It feels like 35° in Montreal and while I’m thoroughly enjoying it I’m wondering when Goldbergh will release is ski suits for 2025/2026 and if they’ll have anything as amazing as my Youpie suit (you have to see it to understand and trust me you want to see it)
elmo mascot in front of a crowd wearing a jersey that says u.s. army
ALT: elmo mascot in front of a crowd wearing a jersey that says u.s. army
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July 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
It feels like 35° in Montreal and while I’m thoroughly enjoying it I’m wondering when Goldbergh will release is ski suits for 2025/2026 and if they’ll have anything as amazing as my Youpie suit (you have to see it to understand and trust me you want to see it)
I’m so easily amused and happy with little details 🐳
June 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I’m so easily amused and happy with little details 🐳