Keri Maijala
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Keri Maijala
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Rick Moranis. He seems lovely but I assume he’d really prefer to be left alone. My enthusiasm would terrify him.
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Watched Insidious last night and realized they just made a worse version of Poltergeist
October 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is the correct answer
July 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I also have trauma from “The Necklace,” and also, “Of Missing Persons” by Jack Finney.
July 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Stephen Tyler told me he liked my hair at MacWorld in 2002
June 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
From a Disney adult to everyone at the parks for Star Wars Day: Nerd ALL THE WAY out. Have fun.
May 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Everything is awful. Puppies help. This is Gilda.
April 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This sounds a lot like double-secret probation
⚠️ Trump says he is imposing an ADDITIONAL 50% tariff on China if they don’t remove their retaliatory tariffs against the U.S.
April 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang!
April 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
He deserves it. DO IT.
March 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A good use of AI would be to filter out just that man’s voice but I can still hear any heckling that’s going on
March 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’d love it if Mike Myers pranced out on stage as Austin Powers right now. It counts as a Bond tribute.
March 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Yep.
March 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I have a feeling “ball’s in your court, Estonia” will become a meme in this household
March 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Vaccines are an absolute miracle of human achievement and we’re really just going to throw that away huh
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The answer to this is always yes.
February 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Please witness my journey as a deeply uncool person:

“But why wouldn’t he do the song he won a Grammy for?”

“OH.”

“Serena’s here! Cool, but random…?”

“OMG NOT RANDOM.”

“Oh nice! Everyone’s singing along!”

“OH. MY. GOD. A. MINOR.”

Currently looking up the etymology of the word “beef”
February 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
WAIT. The two “flying facial hair” commercials were for different products?!
February 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Watching these commercials it seems creepy is the new funny. Nightmare fuel.
February 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Strong Levy showing in this game so far
February 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
YES PLEASE
February 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I think it’s me
February 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I read this as “Weird Al prose” and I absolutely want that
February 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A little boy of about 7 talked nonstop on the bus back from Magic Kingdom. One of the things he said was, “Everyone has the chance to be a grandparent. I hope I get to be a grandparent.” And little man, I hope you do too.
February 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM