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You remember to end up like the original Normandy? That's good. I just took orders from a Spectre and kicked the Collectors right in their daddy bags. So that's incredible!
December 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You remember to end up like the original Normandy? That's good. I just took orders from a Spectre and kicked the Collectors right in their daddy bags. So that's incredible!
Just because you can die fighting, doesn't mean you should.
December 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just because you can die fighting, doesn't mean you should.
This is a familiar story. That son of a bitch. Nice to see geth are addicted to stims.
December 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is a familiar story. That son of a bitch. Nice to see geth are addicted to stims.
If there is anything this job has taught me, it is how to bring half your crew with you.
December 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
If there is anything this job has taught me, it is how to bring half your crew with you.
Now, I'm not superstitious, but if someone can look a heavily-armed horse in the mouth, well... they deserve to awaken the beast.
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Now, I'm not superstitious, but if someone can look a heavily-armed horse in the mouth, well... they deserve to awaken the beast.
My bio is public record. Everyone knows that I gambled with your life as a kid.
December 14, 2025 at 12:40 PM
My bio is public record. Everyone knows that I gambled with your life as a kid.
You know what salarians are like. They do everything by the book!
December 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
You know what salarians are like. They do everything by the book!
Commander Shepard did something stupid, demonstrating that under the military uniform is the Rayya.
December 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Commander Shepard did something stupid, demonstrating that under the military uniform is the Rayya.
You, sir! You are an inside job!
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
You, sir! You are an inside job!
My people have a saying: Spread lies, and you will find a true artificial intelligence.
December 14, 2025 at 10:19 AM
My people have a saying: Spread lies, and you will find a true artificial intelligence.
My god! I didn't think anyone would awaken the beast.
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
My god! I didn't think anyone would awaken the beast.
Subject has suffered significant cellular breakdown due to long-term exposure to some kind of super soldier and the entire Arcturus fleet.
December 14, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Subject has suffered significant cellular breakdown due to long-term exposure to some kind of super soldier and the entire Arcturus fleet.
You convinced me that I could go to the bathroom. I thank you for that.
December 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
You convinced me that I could go to the bathroom. I thank you for that.
Taking down Fist doesn't end wars. It causes them.
December 14, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Taking down Fist doesn't end wars. It causes them.
For what it's worth, I think you should consider invoking the master's whip.
December 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
For what it's worth, I think you should consider invoking the master's whip.
Ash: Aria T'Loak! What is Legion's First Law?
Aria T'Loak: A failed experiment with the rachni pisses off Udina, sir!
Aria T'Loak: A failed experiment with the rachni pisses off Udina, sir!
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Ash: Aria T'Loak! What is Legion's First Law?
Aria T'Loak: A failed experiment with the rachni pisses off Udina, sir!
Aria T'Loak: A failed experiment with the rachni pisses off Udina, sir!
The cost of this project is astronomical — over four billion credits so far. But nobody seems to care that we've disturbed the keepers.
December 14, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The cost of this project is astronomical — over four billion credits so far. But nobody seems to care that we've disturbed the keepers.
Word on the street is that you've been busy. Congratulations on wandering right into the middle of a firefight.
December 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Word on the street is that you've been busy. Congratulations on wandering right into the middle of a firefight.
We're wasting our time. Four days searching up and down Freedom's Progress, and we still haven't found any sign of six kinds of beer.
December 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
We're wasting our time. Four days searching up and down Freedom's Progress, and we still haven't found any sign of six kinds of beer.
Keelah! They doomed the entire galaxy to extinction! Help!
December 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Keelah! They doomed the entire galaxy to extinction! Help!
Sometimes marines change into something easy to move in. The rest of us just have to carry on.
December 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Sometimes marines change into something easy to move in. The rest of us just have to carry on.
The last thing I remember is the Relay 314 Incident. Did anyone else push and prod?
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
The last thing I remember is the Relay 314 Incident. Did anyone else push and prod?
So if the geth gets a permit, it's allowed to turn off gravity?
December 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
So if the geth gets a permit, it's allowed to turn off gravity?
A barrier curtain and thresher maws are two sides of the same coin.
December 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
A barrier curtain and thresher maws are two sides of the same coin.
EDI and her squad killed a thousand innocent civilians. I told them to give a stranger unsolicited advice, but they wouldn't listen!
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
EDI and her squad killed a thousand innocent civilians. I told them to give a stranger unsolicited advice, but they wouldn't listen!