Cissypants
@cissypants.bsky.social
SFL | powerlifter | techie | rabble-rouser | cozy gamer| mystery lover | wannabe gardner | single dog (and bunny) lady
It’s been raining all day. Makes me want to crawl in bed with a book.
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It’s been raining all day. Makes me want to crawl in bed with a book.
I dropped a 55 lb weight on my toe weeks ago and now the toenail is falling off. I thought it was just bruised.
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I dropped a 55 lb weight on my toe weeks ago and now the toenail is falling off. I thought it was just bruised.
Is it acceptable to drink iced coffee at 3:45 AM?
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Is it acceptable to drink iced coffee at 3:45 AM?
I quit smoking decades ago and am 7 years sober but I really think a good gin & tonic with a Newport would fix everything. (No my sobriety is not in danger.)
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I quit smoking decades ago and am 7 years sober but I really think a good gin & tonic with a Newport would fix everything. (No my sobriety is not in danger.)
Full on sweating just from fertilizing and watering my garden. Florida must be stopped.
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Full on sweating just from fertilizing and watering my garden. Florida must be stopped.
Me: I’m not doing a powerlifting comp in 2026. I’m unemployed and should be focused on that.
Also me: Hmmmm…if I switch training focus now I can be platform ready by June. 🤓
Also me: Hmmmm…if I switch training focus now I can be platform ready by June. 🤓
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Me: I’m not doing a powerlifting comp in 2026. I’m unemployed and should be focused on that.
Also me: Hmmmm…if I switch training focus now I can be platform ready by June. 🤓
Also me: Hmmmm…if I switch training focus now I can be platform ready by June. 🤓
I’m so jealous of all these cozy looking sweatsuits I see. I want one so bad but would likely never get to wear it because I live in Satan’s taint.
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I’m so jealous of all these cozy looking sweatsuits I see. I want one so bad but would likely never get to wear it because I live in Satan’s taint.
Why are these dudes lifting with no headphones and no music on? I’m creeped out.
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Why are these dudes lifting with no headphones and no music on? I’m creeped out.
Everything is so fucking stupid.
BREAKING: Trump is awarded FIFA's new peace prize as soccer's governing body continues its embrace of the U.S. president.
Live updates: 2026 FIFA World Cup draw to unveil group picks
The FIFA World Cup draw ceremony will take place on Friday at 12 p.m. EST at the Kennedy Center in Washington, D.C. Watch live and follow live updates.
bit.ly
December 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Everything is so fucking stupid.
The way Florida makes you beg for that $275 unemployment each week. Only for 12 weeks, too. Can't have you getting too comfortable with all that free money.
December 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The way Florida makes you beg for that $275 unemployment each week. Only for 12 weeks, too. Can't have you getting too comfortable with all that free money.
Just waking up. What did I miss???
a man laying in bed with a tlc logo on the bottom right
ALT: a man laying in bed with a tlc logo on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Just waking up. What did I miss???
Lawn looks like shit but it’s done. I’m sweating like a whore in church.
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Lawn looks like shit but it’s done. I’m sweating like a whore in church.
I need to mow my lawn and I absolutely do not want to.
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I need to mow my lawn and I absolutely do not want to.
What does this even mean?
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What does this even mean?
I take a medication that is $14,000 every other month. How does this help?
Hawley is pitching his colleagues — and Trump — on a new health care plan that would allow all tax payers to deduct up to $25K/person in medical expenses.
Hawley told us he recently discussed the idea with Trump: “I said...'no taxes on tips, no taxes on health care’, and he goes ‘oh I like that."
Hawley told us he recently discussed the idea with Trump: “I said...'no taxes on tips, no taxes on health care’, and he goes ‘oh I like that."
Hawley pitches new health care tax plan
The Missouri Republican is proposing making it easier for more tax payers to deduct medical expenses — and has pitched Donald Trump on the idea.
www.politico.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I take a medication that is $14,000 every other month. How does this help?
LinkedIn is AWFUL. There must be another way.
December 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
LinkedIn is AWFUL. There must be another way.
Thirty grams of protein before 7:00. I am going to be a BEAST when this is all over.
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Thirty grams of protein before 7:00. I am going to be a BEAST when this is all over.
Her face is fucking terrifying.
Billionaires Michael and Susan Dell pledged $6.25 billion to provide 25 million American children an incentive to claim the new investment accounts for children created as part of President Donald Trump’s tax and spending legislation.
Michael and Susan Dell donate $6.25 billion to encourage families to claim 'Trump Accounts'
Billionaires Michael and Susan Dell pledged a historic $6.25 billion on Tuesday to provide an incentive to families to adopt new investment accounts for children.
bit.ly
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Her face is fucking terrifying.
My garden is going absolutely insane right now. I have stuff growing that I can’t even identify.
December 2, 2025 at 12:14 PM
My garden is going absolutely insane right now. I have stuff growing that I can’t even identify.
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Hurricane Season is over!
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hurricane Season is over!
That was one of the hardest squat sessions I’ve had in a LONG time. But I think I can squat 250 now.
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
That was one of the hardest squat sessions I’ve had in a LONG time. But I think I can squat 250 now.
I’m so proud of myself for getting almost 40 grams of protein at breakfast. I have to celebrate the little wins.
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’m so proud of myself for getting almost 40 grams of protein at breakfast. I have to celebrate the little wins.
My current sleep schedule is truly giving unemployed. I sleep when I want. I wake when I want. I’m just going with it. I’m tired of fighting it.
December 1, 2025 at 8:43 AM
My current sleep schedule is truly giving unemployed. I sleep when I want. I wake when I want. I’m just going with it. I’m tired of fighting it.
Just laid out a full launch and marketing plan for both my commercial and professional sites. I might fail, but it's better than sitting here waiting for some corporation to hire me.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just laid out a full launch and marketing plan for both my commercial and professional sites. I might fail, but it's better than sitting here waiting for some corporation to hire me.