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{ EVERYONE'S FAVORITE NUMBER #1 RATED , SPAMTON G. SPAMTON }
{ #dtrp #deltarunerp }
[[####]] YOU [[I'll be in my trailer.]]
MY LIFE [[blowjobs]] KID [[KILL ME!! PLEASE!!]]
[[Won't anybody come and]] [[Savepoint]] ME?
{ Stiiiiill in his dumpster. Probably wondering where it went wrong. Again. }

{ ... hm. You know, if he could clean up enough and not look like a sewer rat-- }

{ Spamton's head lifts up. He can basically summon Eos. Addison tendencies. }

[[Oh, gee... I'm such a hopeless]] [[ROMANTIC]]
// i love deerr.... my favorite animal is still crocodiles tho. theyre scary 🐊
{{ me, 6 beers deep moving way too fast in my ford f150: fuck is that a speedbump
{ Laying splayed out in his dumpster like a stringless thrown out puppet. Glasses looping a static screen. }
{{ SPAMTON POSSESSES ME MAN LMAO
{{ it was literally just

"Look out, Spamton's riding around on a tricycle!"

"Hide your tits"

"Daddy's hungry"

"Also I'm killing myself tonight"

I just ramped it up so much
{{ i barely can and i typed it. spamton possessed me
{{ quick legibleness check: could anyone understand that
[[In other news]]: I'M [[####]]ING [[me]]SELF [[Tonight's sp]]
[[Look out, libe]] [[Big Daddy]] SPAMTON JUST [[They see me rollin']] PAST IN A [[Little Tyke's Tricycle Ages 4+ - $14.99 USD]]

[[Hide yo]] [[polygons]]

[[Daddy's hungry]]
{{ Spamton is half laughing is ass off and half doesnt know its actually wrong
YOU CAN'T STOP M

{ Suddenly yanked away by a large cane. }
CAN HE RECLAIM THAT. SOMEONE GET HIM
I KNEW YOU [[were always a]] [[Dyke]] HAHHA3333AHHHHAEE
{{ fun fact: spamton got that soundbit FROM battat. every time he says dyke its in battats voice
I KNEW YOU [[were always a]] [[Dyke]] HAHHA3333AHHHHAEE