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Ciara Knight

@ciara.bsky.social

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Comedy writer and performer. Patiently waiting for Mambo Number 6. www.twitter.com/ciara_knight

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 2d

Pirate DVDs!

(from season 2 of Lunchtime with Michael Fry, written by @ciara.bsky.social )

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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 2d

How it feels to reject a suggestion in the google doc

Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 2d

Halloween 2022 was low effort but high reward

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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 4d

How was your poo honey?

Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 5d

British graffiti is just the pits honestly

Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 7d

Who shall inherit the earth hun?

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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 9d

Only two episodes left in the #GBBO series but this whimsical and deranged podcast will last a lifetime. Catch up and treat yourself to a few little lols and perhaps even a rofl open.spotify.com/show/69d0yf3...

Trifle? Make A Succeedful | Dessert Week

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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 9d

Most promiscuous person at the count centre will be crowned the Tally Ho

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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 13d

I wonder if the beds Sarkozy

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 14d

Former French president Nicolas Sarkozy prepares to go to prison

He begins his five-year sentence on Tuesday for criminal conspiracy relating to election funds The former French president, Nicolas Sarkozy, will go to prison on Tuesday after a court sentenced him to five years for criminal conspiracy over a scheme to obtain election campaign funds from the regime of the late Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi. Sarkozy, who was the rightwing president of France between 2007 and 2012, will become the first former head of an EU country to serve time in prison, and the first French postwar leader to be jailed. Continue reading...

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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 14d

Enoch but e don't get let inside

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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 14d

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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 16d

Inclusion and accessibility is important

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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 17d

Due to a pricing error in a nationwide pharmacy, I had been getting Fisherman’s Friends for 10p a packet for weeks. They’re now back to 99p because someone narked. Let me tell you, they are no friend of mine, nor a fisherman.

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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 18d

Gotta get da pastries at

Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 20d

If someone offers you a pepper but you're not sure if you heard them correctly, legally you have to say 'I beg your padron?'

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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 21d

Pontius’ nickname in school

Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 23d

Siri please reply this as I am without fingers or sight: Hi Malleable Key, I don't know what they are and now send the message thank you

Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 23d

Hi, I'm Norma Foley's hairstylist! Ask me anything :)

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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 23d

Sorry we’re not in a perfect world

Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 23d

Presidential hopefuls have had almost 24 hours to prepare their statements on the breakup of Kodaline and yet we continue to wait. Your silence is deafening.

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Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 26d

A charspookerie platter? Much too scary for me I’m afraid

Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 27d

Not to disrupt the industry or anything but I can see Invisalign

Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · 28d

five beautiful strangers can't be wrong #GBBO

Ciara Knight @ciara.bsky.social · Oct 1

It’s c*m

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