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ciara.bsky.social
Oh Holy Knight
@ciara.bsky.social
Comedy writer and performer. Patiently waiting for Mambo Number 6.

www.twitter.com/ciara_knight
First draft of the word ‘orgy’
December 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I have eaten
the holy infant

Forgive me
it was so tender

But also
very mild
December 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Don’t know much about aeronautical engineering - is this good?
December 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
One like and I’ll shout ‘WE FORGOT KEVIN’ on my flight today
December 18, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I’m ‘Realised electric toothbrush heads would be a good gift’ years of age
December 17, 2025 at 9:02 AM
What you drinking tonight will I get you a
December 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Well I thought it was funny
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
First day as a book reviewer going well
December 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
First Christmas since Kodaline broke up. Always the hardest.
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Feel bad for people that struggle to climb the corporate ladder. My CEO just emailed me asking if I’d buy loads of Amazon vouchers so I dropped everything and got it done in under a minute. Hustle mindset is all it takes, folks 💪
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hi I’m the director of the fireplace video on Netflix 👋 Ask me anything!
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Babe what’s wrong you’ve hardly even looked at your Christmas present
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“Yes Paddy I’ve always been fascinated by aviation”

Well if you step to the side, please give a warm welcome to missing flight MH370 with an important message about safety.

#LateLateToyShow
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Attic = Catholic
Loft = Protestant
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Right now would be a spectacular time of year to go white water rafting at the IFSC. Never forget what they took from us.
December 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Selling my etch a sketch, drop me a line
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Day 1 of not cutting my hair until they reduce the price of Freddos
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
nothing but respect for my leaders past and present
November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Cowper? No, cow moo.
November 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Not American so when someone mentions the bar exam this is what I am imagining
November 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Fuck he's good
Jennifer Aniston went Instagram-official with her hypnotist boyfriend Jim Curtis www.celebitchy.com/948429/
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Reposted by Oh Holy Knight
Eleven. He's not even a DJ.
July 2, 2025 at 9:41 AM
First day back at work since Prince Andrew lost his title
November 3, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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Pirate DVDs!

(from season 2 of Lunchtime with Michael Fry, written by @ciara.bsky.social )
October 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM