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churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 2h

I'm a big fan of his execution!

churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 3h

Tim Robinson-ass line

churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 1d

No one wants to whack anymore!

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churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 1d

Is this @nameshiv.bsky.social 's brother-in-law again?

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churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 1d

Force him to rebuild it exactly as it was.

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churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 2d

The walls move, not the floor!

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churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 2d

Let's go to the farm. Alpaca lunch for us

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churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 3d

I guess the word "fraud" was left off the end

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churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 4d

More like a metaphor

churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 4d

AW S(hit)

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churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 4d

Get him away from those virgin islands!

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churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 8d

Better the devil, you know?

churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 8d

White-glove service

churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 9d

Full circle

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churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 9d

Perfect meal for when the world is stabbing you in the back

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churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 10d

Celestial wardrobe malfunction

churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 11d

Anything but the metric system

churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 12d

Spammy polys: when my 3 girlfriends won't stop texting me

churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 15d

Good god, Lemons

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churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 15d

Trevor Lawrence touchdown but for shitting

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churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 15d

Tariffs mean the more she cums, the more I get screwed

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churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 15d

Kum & Go or bust

churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 17d

Dress for the blowjob you want

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churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 17d

Something something dirty Sanchez 69

churlytemple.bsky.social @churlytemple.bsky.social · 18d

Vouch

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