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Alana Church

Alana Church

@churchoferotica.bsky.social

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Erotica writer. University of Illinois football and basketball. Cardinals baseball and football. Blues hockey. Unrepentant Liberal. Atheist. Agitator. Drinker of too many Diet Mountain Dews.

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · 26d

The Black Hegemony is coming to destroy Earth! And the only force that can protect our planet is the Empire of Jewels. But how can the sexy aliens save our planet when they become uncontrollably horny at the mere smell of a human? Find out here!

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#erotica

Nympho Alien Invasion (Book 2 of "Nympho Alien War Saga")

Earth stands on the edge of destruction. The Black Hegemony is coming, and the only ally that can stand against them is the Empire of Jewels. But how will the lovely aliens be able to protect Earth wh...

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · 27d

A sexy tennis pro discovers that her arch-rival's dislike for her stems from a case of latent lesbianism! Will Ingrid drown Amanda in a tide of lesbian lust? Find out here!

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#erotica #sex #tennis #lesbian #MILF

Game, Sex, Match 2: Mixed Doubles

Ingrid has it all - a good job, two lovely daughters, and a male lover who gives her all she wants in bed. But a chance remark leads her to the last place she expected - giving an old rival lessons in...

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · 28d

A frigid, grumpy teen finds out that she has been living under a curse! Can Patty really learn to live life like a nympho and become sexy and beautiful? And can she convince her brother to help her achieve her naughty goals?

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#nympho #taboo #incest

Virgin Sister's Nympho Curse

Sent to stay with their aunt and cousins, siblings John and Patty learn a crazy secret. The women in their family are cursed! Can Patty take the step that will result in her turning into a gorgeous, s...

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 28

You have three days and change to buy literally dozens of #erotica books for 25% off. So when it's August 1 and you don't have anything in your spank bank, don't complain.

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#MILF #bimbo #hotwife #romance #fantasy #alien #angel #succubus #taboo #teen

Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 27

You've got about 100 hours left to buy my #erotica for 25% off.

That's it. That's the tweet.

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 27

Kitiara, the lovely, bitchy, spoiled Royal Brat, gets more than she bargains for when she is assigned a new governess! Eleanora takes a firm hand with the young woman. Will her punishments lead to erotic discovery for them both?

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#erotica #spanking #sex #lesfic

Taming the Royal Brat (Book 1 of "The Royal Brat")

The Princess needed a companion. The kingdom needed a miracle. The heir to the throne of Delania was a royal brat - rude, foul-tempered and cruel. When Nora is chosen to civilize the little beast, she...

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 27

There is no God.

But porn and orgasms are forever.

Buy one, experience the other. On #sale today!

Use code SSW25.

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#MILF #erotica #sex #hotwife #paranormal

Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 26

If your cute little adopted Filipina sister was sexy, horny, and in need of something hard and thick to calm her down, could you rise to the challenge? Brother Luke is going to try!

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#erotica #taboo #sale

Asian Infatuation

Naomi is adopted, and she doesn't fit in her white-bread home town. But the lovely Filipina girl is hot and randy after a year of getting all the guilt-free sex she could handle at school. When her ey...

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 26

Today is a good day to buy #erotica! 25% off with code SSW25!

No matter what your tastes - MILF, romance, hotwife, teen, lesfic, fantasy, scifi, or the paranormal, you can find it here!

Also, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles.

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 25

A loving son gives his gorgeous mom the best 40th birthday ever! Maggie thinks she's over the hill. Tom is going to teach her that her life is just beginning!

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#erotica #mothersonlove #taboo #incest #momcest

Mom's Birthday Surprise

Recently divorced, sexually frustrated, and about to turn 40, Maggie's life is headed downhill fast. But her loving son Tom plans to turn all that around. And when a special night to celebrate Maggie'...

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 25

Friday is a day for joy, self-care, and maxing out your credit card with #erotica! Click the link below and get 25% off all my hottest romances, anthologies, and collections! Don't wait, the #sale ends soon!

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 24

The #Goddess must find a new vessel. Aphrodite grows weary of Phedre's body and decides to move to her young, horny, nubile daughter, Tatiana. But Ares is on the watch, and seeks to destroy what he cannot have. Read "Aphrodite's Daughter" today!

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#taboo #romance

Aphrodite's Daughter (Book 2 of "Aphrodite's Children")

The finale of "Aphrodite's Children." For twenty years, the Goddess Aphrodite has lived with her chosen, Phaedra. But Phaedra's daughter is approaching adulthood. When an ancient evil returns to troub...

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 24

Only ONE WEEK LEFT in the Smashwords #summer #sale!

Yes, that's right! If you don't click the link below and use code SSW25 to stock up on all the hottest #Taboo, romance, fantasy, MILF, and other perverted #erotica, it will be GONE forever!

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Born and raised in Illinois, Alana attended the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, graduating with a degree in Education in 1994. She soon found out that the teaching life was not for her, an...

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 23

Yes, this story is a completely silly #poterotica work. But it's cheap and you might like it. Why not click the link and give this sad little #hippie #erotica story a home?

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Love, Hippie Style

Jacqueline Mathis was a straight-laced secretary, trying to claw her way up the corporate ladder. But one day she met a street musician with the voice of an angel and a body made for sin. When fate th...

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 23

Barely ONE WEEK LEFT in the Smashwords #summer #sale! Click the link below, use code SSW25, and get all the sexy, smutty, hard-core #erotica that your perverted little heart desires!

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#MILF #taboo #hotwife #romance #lesfic #alien #succubus #futanari #sex

Born and raised in Illinois, Alana attended the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, graduating with a degree in Education in 1994. She soon found out that the teaching life was not for her, an...

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 21

MAC Conference energy.

Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 21

That's me.

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Born and raised in Illinois, Alana attended the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, graduating with a degree in Education in 1994. She soon found out that the teaching life was not for her, an...

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 21

Sure, this book is silly and dumb. But it's also hot and asks some important questions. Like, what is more important. Beauty and happiness, or living a more life. Also, would you bang your sister if she asked you to?

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#erotica #taboo #incest #magic #curse

Virgin Sister's Nympho Curse

Sent to stay with their aunt and cousins, siblings John and Patty learn a crazy secret. The women in their family are cursed! Can Patty take the step that will result in her turning into a gorgeous, s...

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 21

Did you ever wake up and think, "Boy, I'm #horny. I wish I had some #erotica to read while I committed the beautiful sin of self abuse?" Wait no longer! All my dirty stories, collections, and anthologies are 25% off for the next 10 days with code SSW25!

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 20

Just a reminder that you could be getting all of these #taboo #erotica collections for 25% off. All you have to do is click the link and use code SSW25.

I mean, what's the matter. Are you really THAT lazy? Just click it!

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#sale

Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 20

In observance of #Sinday, please click the link below for the best #erotica out there! Life is short and pointless, so why not max out your credit card? On #sale with code SSW25!

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 19

Is today a good day to buy #erotica?

Silly child! EVERY day is a good day to buy erotica. But some days are better than others.

Specifically, days where my erotica, which contains sex scenes hot enough to scorch your undies, is 25% off with code SSW25!

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#MILF #taboo

Born and raised in Illinois, Alana attended the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, graduating with a degree in Education in 1994. She soon found out that the teaching life was not for her, an...

Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 19

Listen. If I have to explain why you should buy this book, you probably shouldn't buy this book.

On the other hand, actual COOL PEOPLE don't need to have it explained to them. The title is enough.

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#erotica #taboo #curse #incest

Virgin Sister's Nympho Curse

Sent to stay with their aunt and cousins, siblings John and Patty learn a crazy secret. The women in their family are cursed! Can Patty take the step that will result in her turning into a gorgeous, s...

www.smashwords.com

Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 19

So apparently my case of poison ivy is so bad that i have to be on Prednisone (steroid) and Clindamycin (antibiotic). Good times!

Anyway, can someone please buy some cheap, discounted #erotica to make my day marginally less crappy? Use code SSW25.

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Born and raised in Illinois, Alana attended the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, graduating with a degree in Education in 1994. She soon found out that the teaching life was not for her, an...

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Alana Church @churchoferotica.bsky.social · Jul 18

My new #nympho #taboo #erotica book has been out for over TWO HOURS and no one has bought it yet! What do you ungrateful perverts want? Blood?

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Virgin Sister's Nympho Curse

Sent to stay with their aunt and cousins, siblings John and Patty learn a crazy secret. The women in their family are cursed! Can Patty take the step that will result in her turning into a gorgeous, s...

www.smashwords.com