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Chuck B @chuckb123.bsky.social · 1d

There are two kinds of people in the world. Those that get satire and those that don't.

Chuck B @chuckb123.bsky.social · 1d

You know, it starts with buying fake bags. Next thing you know, you are an Antifa Oberleutnant commanding an army of terrorists.

Chuck B @chuckb123.bsky.social · 1d

Precisely. We're talking industrial size human macerators moved in on multiple flatbed trailers labelled Soylent Green processing.

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Chuck B @chuckb123.bsky.social · 1d

I've been told by really smart people that it isn't genocide unless there is industrial scale mass murder. So I guess this is just totally fine.

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Chuck B @chuckb123.bsky.social · 10d

Real, or not, I just want to know where to collect my George Soros paycheck.

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Chuck B @chuckb123.bsky.social · 18d

Not leaving but I did tell my wife she needs to wrap up my Swiss citizenship. Just so I no longer have to 100% claim this place.

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Chuck B @chuckb123.bsky.social · 19d

As much as I dislike Kash I thought it was more terminator/punisher mashup than Totenkopf.

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Chuck B @chuckb123.bsky.social · 23d

Clearly we just need to stop tracking mass shootings.

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Chuck B @chuckb123.bsky.social · 26d

He’s just gonna keep attacking people until someone gives him a Nobel Peace Prize.

Chuck B @chuckb123.bsky.social · 26d

I gotta say it was pretty good. I did pair it with zhug and pita bread. I don’t know if that was explicitly allowed by the recipe or if I need to wear sackcloth for a stint.

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Chuck B @chuckb123.bsky.social · 29d

"Show me the man and I'll show you the crime."

Chuck B @chuckb123.bsky.social · Sep 24

so that’s not AI?

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Chuck B @chuckb123.bsky.social · Aug 25

Do they have guns or did they also draw ammo? Ammo has to be issued on a case by case basis. I heard they had guns but didn’t hear that they had ammo. I guess the answer is that they do have ammo but I didn’t see that specifically called out.