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Milo Monzon @monmilo9.bsky.social · 16d

Happy Mio Monday - Xenoblade 3

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jess💫 @chromacattios.com · 1d

THE FUNNIEST PART IS I'M NOT EVEN BINDING. LOOKED AT THIS MAN WITH A CHEST AND WENT "yeah checks out"

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jess💫 @chromacattios.com · 1d

walked into the dentist with my dad for my appointment and the receptionist looked me dead in the eyes and asked "is deadname coming orrrr..?"

I PASS SO WELL SHE DIDN'T THINK I WAS THE PATIENT

a black and white photo of a man in a suit raising his hands in the air .

Alt: a black and white photo of a man in a suit raising his hands in the air .

media.tenor.com

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jess💫 @chromacattios.com · 3d

the hydraulic jess 📠🆒 banger of the week episode 143

sorry it's late! this week's banger is the gardens by Kenneth C M young and mat Clark! I've never played LBP but this song is so good it's unreal.. it's so comforting and the buildup rules youtu.be/zgc4iky50Eo?...

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jess💫 @chromacattios.com · 4d

ok several people who had the time stopped their work to help us out and we made it out just barely afloat... maybe the real retail was the friends we made along the way 🥹

jess💫 @chromacattios.com · 4d

working in retail is so hit or miss, some days it's fine and some days it's today. last day of a huge sale, understaffed for the day, someone called out, we have probably 100 pounds of gobacks, and all of us worked a long shift yesterday too

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jess💫 @chromacattios.com · 4d

working in retail is so hit or miss, some days it's fine and some days it's today. last day of a huge sale, understaffed for the day, someone called out, we have probably 100 pounds of gobacks, and all of us worked a long shift yesterday too

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jess💫 @chromacattios.com · 5d

"I'm gonna play Uma on my work break to relax, I don't care if I get a bad run"

golshi with a 100% win rate:

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jess💫 @chromacattios.com · 5d

I thought you said unfortunately and I was very amused by the idea of you wanting to teach seagulls about skmr

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stupjam @stupjam.bsky.social · 7d

octopus riding a shark for World Octopus Day!
it is one of the best things I ever saw.

based on a video posted by University of Auckland.
#octopus #worldoctopusday

drawing of orange octopus on a gray shark. Half the camera is underwater, the octopus is above water. It’s a sunny and slightly cloudy day.

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jess💫 @chromacattios.com · 7d

do we fuck with the eunie phone

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jess💫 @chromacattios.com · 7d

I have my window open today during dungeons and dragons and I watched one of my neighbors walk up to the nearby SUV in their driveway and draw a dick and balls on the back window of it with his finger

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jess💫 @chromacattios.com · 9d

the vision: being on the phone with me

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Cheebins @cheebins.bsky.social · 9d

this came to me in a vision #EARTHBOUND

Ness Earthbound wearing shirts of the Carbon Dog and Diamond Dog respectively. the text beneath says "Carbon or da Diamond Dog fo today." Based on the "Minion or da bob fo today" image

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Melia @meliaart.bsky.social · 9d

Confide #Hades2

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Sprouts 🌱🔜 BLFC DD @coolartcorner.bsky.social · 10d

currently the mood rn

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jess💫 @chromacattios.com · 10d

it's circle week 😁 I was not told it was circle week until 20 minutes after clocking in 😁

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jess💫 @chromacattios.com · 10d

how my managers were looking at me when I had half an hour left to clean up both of my zones (they just made me help them with a fulfillment batch for 20 minutes)

realistic depiction of the white rabbit from Alice in wonderland looking at the camera and pointing at his pocket watch

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jess💫 @chromacattios.com · 11d

sorry this week's was a bit late! had work and now i'm feeling real sick at home

jess💫 @chromacattios.com · 11d

the hydraulic jess 📠🆒 banger of the week episode 142

this week's episode is good riddance from the hades soundtrack! predictable yes I know. but it's soothing and I quite enjoy it.. big fan of eurydice youtu.be/aTg6y2l4duk?...