Chris Trombopalus Smithywinkle
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Chris Trombopalus Smithywinkle
@chrissmit0970.bsky.social
25 He/Him Father,Retired draft coach, “music to shake your ass to” enthusiast, and wannabe music “reviewer”?
This is the coolest thing ever!! I FUCKING LOVE MY WIFE‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🥹
February 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Did an oopsie today and my finger slipped… 4 times…. On accident… maybe
January 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Kinda bummed this was how we had to spend Christmas but atleast one of the nurses she had was kind enough to give her a Barbie 🥲
December 26, 2024 at 10:28 AM
Fuckin huge mail day!!!!
December 12, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I truthfully shouldn’t have worked a full day today after that tooth yanking. I wanna die
December 10, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Guess who’s going to see one of the best things blackpool has ever produced that wasn’t lil T calling someone a slag!!!
December 7, 2024 at 4:29 PM
I have to wait till fucking Tuesday morning to go get this tooth pulled and I haven’t been able to chew on the right side of my mouth and I’m either gonna blow up or go full on crackhead and yank that fucker out myself
December 6, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Reposted by Chris Trombopalus Smithywinkle
Godzilla with a gun is real now

#Fortnite
December 2, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Moana 2 time
November 30, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Ice soup is delicious and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise 🥲🥲
November 30, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Accidentally went a lil too silly today
November 29, 2024 at 3:15 AM
I’m not one for posting my daughter on socials that aren’t my personal IG, but honestly this was one of my fave pics from the family pictures we got done a couple weeks ago 🥰 (it’s obvious who’s the more photogenic one too😂)
November 26, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Finally moved my player and honestly this looks so much better lmao
November 22, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Guess who found another canes near their jobsite!! (This is the 3’rd accessible one I’ve found👀👀)
November 21, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Man why tf did Sara Lee give me the fucking “Butt Bread” like you forgot the “er” at the end of the first part????
November 19, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Tricked out my blue hour tote in time for state champs in 3 weeks🤭🤭
November 16, 2024 at 8:16 PM
I’m here today to say I made a very very silly purchase on Discogs Thursday night and it’s supposed to get here next Thursday
November 16, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Landmvrks are sick I really wanna see them live one day and scream because the French scare me
October 18, 2024 at 9:16 PM