Ha Ha Chris Colossus
@chrisiscolossal.bsky.social
Capital C for emphasis.
Missouri native.
Missouri native.
Marjorie Taylor at the next No Kings rally 😭
a man in a suit is watching a basketball game
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November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Marjorie Taylor at the next No Kings rally 😭
Almost 24 hours later and i’m STILL furious that we didn’t get Hoody Hoo last night in the Verzuz 🙂↔️
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Almost 24 hours later and i’m STILL furious that we didn’t get Hoody Hoo last night in the Verzuz 🙂↔️
This Spanish proficiency test I took is misleading because I can communicate well but formally/grammatically I need work. Im on the cusp of beginner into intermediate only learning everything by ear from people I know 😂.
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October 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This Spanish proficiency test I took is misleading because I can communicate well but formally/grammatically I need work. Im on the cusp of beginner into intermediate only learning everything by ear from people I know 😂.
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Job *we’ll be sending phishing emails upcoming weeks to bite down on training*
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October 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Cold weather and hibernation is right around the corner 🥲
October 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Cold weather and hibernation is right around the corner 🥲
That September into mid October transition is hands down the best stretch of weather we see all year🔥🔥🔥.
October 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
That September into mid October transition is hands down the best stretch of weather we see all year🔥🔥🔥.
@jacqolantern.bsky.social Have you seen the hay comida en la casa door dash commercial that stole your tag line?!
September 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
@jacqolantern.bsky.social Have you seen the hay comida en la casa door dash commercial that stole your tag line?!
Birthday weekend is off to a GLORIOUS start 🔥🔥
September 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Birthday weekend is off to a GLORIOUS start 🔥🔥
@jacqolantern.bsky.social …..Clipse concert coming up in two weeks and Ive got two tour shirts on the radar. AYUDAMI PRIMA 😭
August 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
@jacqolantern.bsky.social …..Clipse concert coming up in two weeks and Ive got two tour shirts on the radar. AYUDAMI PRIMA 😭
Best New Balance release of 2025 🔥
August 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Best New Balance release of 2025 🔥
Slithering into a 3 day weekend 🐍
August 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Slithering into a 3 day weekend 🐍
New Balance 990v6
Teddy Santis Season 4
BRGNDY - TAN
Teddy Santis Season 4
BRGNDY - TAN
August 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
New Balance 990v6
Teddy Santis Season 4
BRGNDY - TAN
Teddy Santis Season 4
BRGNDY - TAN
Your daily reminder to Never Stan 🙂↔️🙂↔️
August 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Your daily reminder to Never Stan 🙂↔️🙂↔️
@carrdiganbutton.bsky.social How come every time I come over here you’re tweeting slander about bald headed people?? WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU??
August 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
@carrdiganbutton.bsky.social How come every time I come over here you’re tweeting slander about bald headed people?? WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU??
My futuristic summer kit 🔥
August 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My futuristic summer kit 🔥
Air Jodan 1 High OG Reimagined
BLK-RED
BLK-RED
August 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Air Jodan 1 High OG Reimagined
BLK-RED
BLK-RED
After 17 total hours of seat time getting my outer leg inked I can honestly say it wasn’t as bad as I thought. My shin felt like strong vibration, near my knee fold wasn’t bad either. The packed black shading on my calf/down my achilles almost had your boy sounding like Barrington Levy on Bad Boys 😂
July 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
After 17 total hours of seat time getting my outer leg inked I can honestly say it wasn’t as bad as I thought. My shin felt like strong vibration, near my knee fold wasn’t bad either. The packed black shading on my calf/down my achilles almost had your boy sounding like Barrington Levy on Bad Boys 😂
New Balance 9060 - Grey Day 2025
July 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
New Balance 9060 - Grey Day 2025
Yeah this Clipse album is absolute fire 🔥
July 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Yeah this Clipse album is absolute fire 🔥
I dont realize how slow I eat until I realize my food is partially cold 😭
July 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I dont realize how slow I eat until I realize my food is partially cold 😭
@afroshirl.bsky.social Remember that one time you moved a dresser 3 1/2 inches and asked if you were a rough and tumble lesbian? 😭😭
July 1, 2025 at 2:41 AM
@afroshirl.bsky.social Remember that one time you moved a dresser 3 1/2 inches and asked if you were a rough and tumble lesbian? 😭😭