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Chris

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Grasping Life In The Chaos of Humanity. Slave to the algorithms “Wulferhampton” is only a state of mind

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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 10h

Running onto football pitches and disrupting matches is kind of a far-right football hooligan thing that harks back to the 1980’s 🤔🤷‍♂️

Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 12h

Is he tweeting his fan mail again or is it from Billie 🤷‍♂️

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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 18h

Doubt the police will find the Transit without a Reg No. 🤷‍♂️

Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 18h

I could have sworn I saw Lady Esmerelda picking mushrooms from behind the latrines. I don’t think she’s ever visited the Shropshire Hills either 🤔

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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 18h

The first recorded fish and chip shop was either Joseph Malin in London, around 1860, a Jewish immigrant who combined the two foods,
or John Lees in Manchester in 1863.
I guess she won’t be eating that foreign muck 🤷‍♂️🤔

Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 1d

Ah yes. He remembers those halcyon days of brawls, riots, and vandalism,inside stadiums and in surrounding areas. An era remembered for its tragic consequences, including multiple fatalities leading sweeping reforms in crowd management and policing
That must be the “good natured fun” he remembers 🤷‍♂️🤔

Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 2d

What did she fill it with ?
The rest of the Reform Councillors would be a good start 🤷‍♂️

Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 2d

“Men’s private areas” sounds like a quote from a Barbara Cartland novel rather than a court report 😳

Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 2d

I expect he’ll send over the USS Mayflower to take them to the US 🤷‍♂️

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Chris @chrisferret.bsky.social · 2d

Seems like the Senile-in-Chief has a new take on what’s written on the Statute of Liberty