chreke
@chreke.com
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Functional programming enjoyer Co-founder of https://functionalsoftware.se Personal website: https://chreke.com Sometimes I write stuff here: https://blog.snork.dev/
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Yesterday we hosted the very first edition of Func Prog Conf, and I'm very happy about how everything turned out! The speakers all delivered stellar performances and the mood was great. I hope everyone enjoyed the "hallway track" as much as I did!
but frankly, i don't care if Jimmy Wales blows all my donations on coke and yachts—i care about wikipedia existing in its current form, in perpetuity, without getting ruined in the chase for better Q4 numbers; a basic ask that seems like an impossible ask in late-stage capitalism
but since wikipedia is a non-profit, it also repels wealth extraction; it has stayed pretty much the same since its inception, successfully avoiding enshittification. now, you may have opinions about how wikipedia solicits donations, and how wikimedia spends its money
this is "enshittification", as put into the public conscious by Cory Doctorow. but things need not be this way! look at wikipedia, for example. no venture capitalist would ever touch an "online encyclopedia" startup; wikipedia has cornered the market
the infrastructure that the Internet is built on *is* a common good, largely financed by the state—and by extension you, the tax payer. most big online businesses seek to capture a "function" of the Internet, initially providing value but then switching to wealth extraction
a lot of communist theory is flawed because it rests on the assumption that wealth is a common good that just exists, and that "capitalists" are simply rent-seekers who extract value from it. however, in the digital world, this is much closer to the truth
New episode of the Func Prog Podcast!
In this episode, I talk with Almir Mesic about F#—the language that brings functional programming to .NET. If you're curious about F#, this episode includes a listener-only promo code for his F# course!
Links below 👇
Func Prog Podcast Episode 12 - Almir Mesic
YouTube video by Func Prog Sweden
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people say they hate laptops in cafes. i love it. especially when someone has a half-full coffee next to them, that has been cold and stale at least an hour ago. mf locked in for real. i love it.
when buying cleaning products, always get the one with the skull—if the product without the skull would have worked, there would be no point in the one with the skull
the zen of lifting—when your mind is concerned with nothing but the next rep
UmLinkedIn Lammy
New Func Prog Podcast! In this episode I talk to Elisabeth Stenholm about dependent types, proof assistans and homotopy type theory!

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#11 Elisabeth Stenholm
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manager is already long gone, the supervisor told him the unifier is busted on line 6, there are skolems all over the floor
you: *walk in, give the manager a firm handshake*
manager: i like the cut of your jib, son! here’s your copy of TAPL, you start tomorrow
the zen of delegation: everything needs doing, but you don’t need to do everything
maybe this is just cope from being chronically disorganized, but I believe that if you feel like your life is in complete order then you could be doing more
We are looking for developers for a stealth startup in Stockholm is hiring a .NET/F# dev!
Focus: Functional Programming, GIS, AI/LLMs, Google Cloud.
Hybrid (3 days onsite). Open to consultants & FTEs.

👉 DM me for details
vibe coding is like pair programming with that guy from memento
chreke @chreke.com · Sep 11
Meks McClure on the roots of resilience
chreke @chreke.com · Sep 11
Brian Underwood with some Elixir hot takes
chreke @chreke.com · Sep 11
At Goatmire Elixir! #goatmire