A San Francisco woman recently gave birth in a WAYMO, which immediately drove mom and baby to the hospital.
Though the leaders in self-driving technology, the company still considers THIS their crowning achievement.
Though the leaders in self-driving technology, the company still considers THIS their crowning achievement.
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A San Francisco woman recently gave birth in a WAYMO, which immediately drove mom and baby to the hospital.
Though the leaders in self-driving technology, the company still considers THIS their crowning achievement.
Though the leaders in self-driving technology, the company still considers THIS their crowning achievement.
When asked to grade his economy, Trump gave himself an A+++++.
Spot on—coming from a lying, egomaniacal A******.
Spot on—coming from a lying, egomaniacal A******.
December 11, 2025 at 6:52 PM
When asked to grade his economy, Trump gave himself an A+++++.
Spot on—coming from a lying, egomaniacal A******.
Spot on—coming from a lying, egomaniacal A******.
44-year-old retired quarterback, Philip Rivers was just signed to the Colts.
It's the first-ever instance of a horse being PULLED IN FROM pasture.
It's the first-ever instance of a horse being PULLED IN FROM pasture.
December 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
44-year-old retired quarterback, Philip Rivers was just signed to the Colts.
It's the first-ever instance of a horse being PULLED IN FROM pasture.
It's the first-ever instance of a horse being PULLED IN FROM pasture.
ABC just extended Jimmy Kimmel's contract into 2027.
Quick! Someone hide Trump's CAPS LOCK key!
Quick! Someone hide Trump's CAPS LOCK key!
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
ABC just extended Jimmy Kimmel's contract into 2027.
Quick! Someone hide Trump's CAPS LOCK key!
Quick! Someone hide Trump's CAPS LOCK key!
This weekend, the president awarded Sylvester Stallone a Kennedy Center Honor.
Trump called Sly the GOAT, then Kristi Noem immediately shot him.
Trump called Sly the GOAT, then Kristi Noem immediately shot him.
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This weekend, the president awarded Sylvester Stallone a Kennedy Center Honor.
Trump called Sly the GOAT, then Kristi Noem immediately shot him.
Trump called Sly the GOAT, then Kristi Noem immediately shot him.
Pantone has announced its Color of the Year for 2026—white.
The exact shade: PANTONE 11-4202 "Jeremy Allen."
The exact shade: PANTONE 11-4202 "Jeremy Allen."
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Pantone has announced its Color of the Year for 2026—white.
The exact shade: PANTONE 11-4202 "Jeremy Allen."
The exact shade: PANTONE 11-4202 "Jeremy Allen."
A Fabergé egg just sold for a record $30.2 million.
Add that to sky-high ground beef prices and you've got one expensive holiday meatloaf.
Add that to sky-high ground beef prices and you've got one expensive holiday meatloaf.
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A Fabergé egg just sold for a record $30.2 million.
Add that to sky-high ground beef prices and you've got one expensive holiday meatloaf.
Add that to sky-high ground beef prices and you've got one expensive holiday meatloaf.
To celebrate Christmas, the White House now features a 6,000 piece LEGO portrait of Trump.
And not a single, woke Transformer.
And not a single, woke Transformer.
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
To celebrate Christmas, the White House now features a 6,000 piece LEGO portrait of Trump.
And not a single, woke Transformer.
And not a single, woke Transformer.
A Brazilian man was killed by a lioness Sunday after he climbed into her zoo enclosure.
Crazy—normally they bring the food around on skewers.
Crazy—normally they bring the food around on skewers.
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A Brazilian man was killed by a lioness Sunday after he climbed into her zoo enclosure.
Crazy—normally they bring the food around on skewers.
Crazy—normally they bring the food around on skewers.
Donald Trump says land strikes in Venezuela will begin very soon.
So heads up, Indonesia.
So heads up, Indonesia.
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Donald Trump says land strikes in Venezuela will begin very soon.
So heads up, Indonesia.
So heads up, Indonesia.
Donald Trump is demanding that Hollywood make a "Rush Hour 4."
No word yet on if Danny Glover and Mel Gibson are even available.
No word yet on if Danny Glover and Mel Gibson are even available.
November 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Donald Trump is demanding that Hollywood make a "Rush Hour 4."
No word yet on if Danny Glover and Mel Gibson are even available.
No word yet on if Danny Glover and Mel Gibson are even available.
Celebrity chef Guy Fieri recently fell down stairs, tearing a quad muscle in half.
Once butterflied, it was pan seared creating a delicious, crispy crust.
Once butterflied, it was pan seared creating a delicious, crispy crust.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Celebrity chef Guy Fieri recently fell down stairs, tearing a quad muscle in half.
Once butterflied, it was pan seared creating a delicious, crispy crust.
Once butterflied, it was pan seared creating a delicious, crispy crust.
Yesterday in a Thanksgiving tradition, the president pardoned turkeys Gobble and Waddle.
Coincidentally, that's also what the White House staff calls Donald's custom-made adult bibs.
Coincidentally, that's also what the White House staff calls Donald's custom-made adult bibs.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Yesterday in a Thanksgiving tradition, the president pardoned turkeys Gobble and Waddle.
Coincidentally, that's also what the White House staff calls Donald's custom-made adult bibs.
Coincidentally, that's also what the White House staff calls Donald's custom-made adult bibs.
A federal judge has ruled Lindsey Halligan, Trump's U.S. Attorney leading the prosecutions against James Comey and Letitia James, was unlawfully appointed.
Don't miss her side-splitting story in the hilarious new biopic, "Illegally Blonde."
Don't miss her side-splitting story in the hilarious new biopic, "Illegally Blonde."
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
A federal judge has ruled Lindsey Halligan, Trump's U.S. Attorney leading the prosecutions against James Comey and Letitia James, was unlawfully appointed.
Don't miss her side-splitting story in the hilarious new biopic, "Illegally Blonde."
Don't miss her side-splitting story in the hilarious new biopic, "Illegally Blonde."
Marjorie Taylor Greene is quitting congress.
She'll be fine; she recently became the principal shareholder in DNA startup, "25 and I".
She'll be fine; she recently became the principal shareholder in DNA startup, "25 and I".
November 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene is quitting congress.
She'll be fine; she recently became the principal shareholder in DNA startup, "25 and I".
She'll be fine; she recently became the principal shareholder in DNA startup, "25 and I".
A fire broke out at the COP30 Climate Change Conference in Brazil.
That's NOT helping!
That's NOT helping!
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A fire broke out at the COP30 Climate Change Conference in Brazil.
That's NOT helping!
That's NOT helping!
Trump reportedly called a female journalist on Air Force One, "piggy."
DEMOCRAT HOAX: Donald was simply helping the young woman find her little toe.
DEMOCRAT HOAX: Donald was simply helping the young woman find her little toe.
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Trump reportedly called a female journalist on Air Force One, "piggy."
DEMOCRAT HOAX: Donald was simply helping the young woman find her little toe.
DEMOCRAT HOAX: Donald was simply helping the young woman find her little toe.
This week, German entertainers, the Kessler Twins, died together by assisted suicide at the age of 89.
Worst BOGO ever.
Worst BOGO ever.
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This week, German entertainers, the Kessler Twins, died together by assisted suicide at the age of 89.
Worst BOGO ever.
Worst BOGO ever.
Marjorie Taylor Greene has had a falling-out with Donald Trump.
MAGA must now decide if it's Team Georgia Peach—or Team Florida Orange.
MAGA must now decide if it's Team Georgia Peach—or Team Florida Orange.
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has had a falling-out with Donald Trump.
MAGA must now decide if it's Team Georgia Peach—or Team Florida Orange.
MAGA must now decide if it's Team Georgia Peach—or Team Florida Orange.
The Pope invited a host of Hollywood elites to the Vatican this weekend.
It was all to celebrate the XIVth installment of the Leo franchise.
It was all to celebrate the XIVth installment of the Leo franchise.
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The Pope invited a host of Hollywood elites to the Vatican this weekend.
It was all to celebrate the XIVth installment of the Leo franchise.
It was all to celebrate the XIVth installment of the Leo franchise.
This week, New Mexico police captured a wild pig running loose in Albuquerque traffic.
Sources claim the carnitas were delicious.
Sources claim the carnitas were delicious.
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This week, New Mexico police captured a wild pig running loose in Albuquerque traffic.
Sources claim the carnitas were delicious.
Sources claim the carnitas were delicious.
Per Trump's executive order, the U.S. has stopped making the penny.
Thankfully it lives on as Donald's preferred spray tan setting.
Thankfully it lives on as Donald's preferred spray tan setting.
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Per Trump's executive order, the U.S. has stopped making the penny.
Thankfully it lives on as Donald's preferred spray tan setting.
Thankfully it lives on as Donald's preferred spray tan setting.
A cold snap in Florida is causing iguanas to freeze and fall out of trees.
PRO TIP: Just cut out the bruised area and they're still perfectly edible.
PRO TIP: Just cut out the bruised area and they're still perfectly edible.
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A cold snap in Florida is causing iguanas to freeze and fall out of trees.
PRO TIP: Just cut out the bruised area and they're still perfectly edible.
PRO TIP: Just cut out the bruised area and they're still perfectly edible.
Kim Kardashian recently failed the California bar exam.
To be fair, she IS better known for her Ds than As.
To be fair, she IS better known for her Ds than As.
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Kim Kardashian recently failed the California bar exam.
To be fair, she IS better known for her Ds than As.
To be fair, she IS better known for her Ds than As.
ByHeart infant formula has been recalled because of a link to botulism, a.k.a. botox.
Those babies' faces are now as smooth as their bottoms.
Those babies' faces are now as smooth as their bottoms.
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
ByHeart infant formula has been recalled because of a link to botulism, a.k.a. botox.
Those babies' faces are now as smooth as their bottoms.
Those babies' faces are now as smooth as their bottoms.