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ChocnessMonsta

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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 4d

I did NOT know Billy Blanks and Roddy Piper were a 90's action duo.

The 90s action duo that I needed.

Billy Blanks did a front flip/tuck and roll while firing TWO UZIS. And Piper bull dogged and drop kicked a guy.

WHAT?👍🏿🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 23d

I put Hotel Costiera on Prime Video in my queue because it looks a little spy/action-y cool. However, no matter how many times I see Jesse Williams name, I deadass call him Tony Parker.

Like today I said: "Let me put that Tony Parker spy show in my queue." SMH

#HotelCostiera

ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · 29d

What are you doing?

ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 26

Me before watching "The Deuce":
"Titties!"

Me after binge watching a season of "The Deuce":
"Titties."

ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 22

The last action set piece i was like: YEAH!

ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 22

Wow! CopShop was such a good ass action movie!

Under the radar gem. Intense. And while she wasn't top-billed, Alexis Louder stole the mu-f*kin' show!

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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 20

I know NOTHING about Tramell Tillman except that he looks like Wilona finds out he's married at the end of the episode, and it breaks her heart.

ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 19

😍😍

ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 18

The name Jamie Lee CurTits is why I simultaneously love and hate the internet.

Why did yall do that?

If you can't unsee that name now either?

You're welcome

ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 16

Just your every couple of months reminder that in the 70's and 80's, Hollywood wanted you to believe these people were "teenagers" in high school.

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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 15

Latino MAGAts SLOWLY realizing who the rest of the MAGAts are talking about when they say "illegals".

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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 14

#SouthofMidnight is such a beautiful and FUN game with strong representation and deep meaning. It hasn't gotten enough love AT ALL.

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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 14

170!✊🏿

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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 13

In my Morgan Freeman from Se7en voice: "When Ghislain Maxwell pops up on "Dancing With The Stars" and your favorite media outlet is calling her "stunning" and gushing about her "elegant moves", I want you to have expected that."

ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 12

If this bird could talk, I hear every word spoken in René Auberjonois' voice.

ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 11

I remember watching Red Dawn in the 80's and thinking: "That could NEVER happen here."

Egg on MY face.

#ItsHappening

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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 9

People are slowly coming around to the fact that he's NOT LEAVING. I have to seriously start thinking about where I'm going. I'm not insulated against this. At all.

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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · Aug 5

They're trying to create more proudly uninformed people.

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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 2

Latinos for Trump since November:

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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 2

I don't wanna die, but yeah, I feel ya.😆

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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · Aug 1

🗣️Wealth & fame he’s ignored… action is his reward…

Happy #SpiderManDay

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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 1

I was expressing my frustration. zi honestly wish I was wrong. Not.coming at you at all.

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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 1

The #EpsteinList is like

Nothing is gonna happen to this man.

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badwolfcgp.bsky.social @badwolfcgp.bsky.social · Aug 1

The Smithsonian has removed any mention of Trump’s impeachment trials from its Museum of History. I am resigned and have come to seriously doubt there will even be elections in 28. So, we are on our own and I agree the time is now to start thinking about alternatives.

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ChocnessMonsta @chocnessmonsta.bsky.social · Aug 1

I would be shocked if there were elections.

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