crème dé la colon
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I just got rid of my Nokia flip phone during the pandemic so please excuse my bad manners.
That’s not a deal. He’s screaming breach all contracts.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
That’s not a deal. He’s screaming breach all contracts.
Unseasoned ass thigh meat😩
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Unseasoned ass thigh meat😩
But cheese and cranberry sauce don’t mix😩
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
But cheese and cranberry sauce don’t mix😩
Who gonna turn down a good muffin stuffin😂
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Who gonna turn down a good muffin stuffin😂
The original sky walker
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The original sky walker
Patience is love. Karma is real.
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Patience is love. Karma is real.
Yeah have his ass show up early for the fam football game
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Yeah have his ass show up early for the fam football game
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
May she rest in peace and may her offspring continue to demand their reparations:
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
May she rest in peace and may her offspring continue to demand their reparations:
I was 99% satisfied with my fundamentals up until😩
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I was 99% satisfied with my fundamentals up until😩
Oh! The same people who tried to push
nfts down our throats? Naw not them😩
nfts down our throats? Naw not them😩
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Oh! The same people who tried to push
nfts down our throats? Naw not them😩
nfts down our throats? Naw not them😩
Not the proprietors and purveyors of the food pyramid
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Not the proprietors and purveyors of the food pyramid
blame it on the akakakakakackhol
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
blame it on the akakakakakackhol
These 45 seconds appear to be more like a commercial than a conversation
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
These 45 seconds appear to be more like a commercial than a conversation
I’ll sell you old mfers some gap insurance
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I’ll sell you old mfers some gap insurance
Did I miss some ass kickin in here
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November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Did I miss some ass kickin in here
Black America have still not quite conquered Englich Grammer doe😩
November 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Black America have still not quite conquered Englich Grammer doe😩
They say it’s luck when you get toilet paper stuck in ya ass and dig it out successfully w/another piece of toilet paper w/o schmearing ya fangaz🙂↕️🤗
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
They say it’s luck when you get toilet paper stuck in ya ass and dig it out successfully w/another piece of toilet paper w/o schmearing ya fangaz🙂↕️🤗
It’s becoming more like “professional” wrasslin
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It’s becoming more like “professional” wrasslin
Men who’ve been wealthy and disrespected their whole lives because they’re idiots usually lead with their money
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Men who’ve been wealthy and disrespected their whole lives because they’re idiots usually lead with their money
They don’t call em canned “goods” for nuthin
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
They don’t call em canned “goods” for nuthin
Message!!!
The business you work for and the people you spend 8-10 hours with daily are NOT your family. You will NOT see them when they stop paying you.
The business you work for and the people you spend 8-10 hours with daily are NOT your family. You will NOT see them when they stop paying you.
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Message!!!
The business you work for and the people you spend 8-10 hours with daily are NOT your family. You will NOT see them when they stop paying you.
The business you work for and the people you spend 8-10 hours with daily are NOT your family. You will NOT see them when they stop paying you.
I’m just ecstatic the people running this country aren’t a team of heart surgeons
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November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I’m just ecstatic the people running this country aren’t a team of heart surgeons