EJ
@chialt.bsky.social
📍 Chicago
Just another slut from the 90s
Just another slut from the 90s
Me drunk in Mexico: “Angela Markel gives Julia Child energy. Think about it.”
October 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Me drunk in Mexico: “Angela Markel gives Julia Child energy. Think about it.”
October 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
October 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Me high on a Wednesday night: You remember when George Bush got really into painting? Do you think he has an Etsy store?
July 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Me high on a Wednesday night: You remember when George Bush got really into painting? Do you think he has an Etsy store?
July 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
July 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Enjoying some naked time in Tulum
July 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Enjoying some naked time in Tulum
The fact that love island is 12 minutes delayed during pride month makes me want to flick acid in someone’s eye.
June 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The fact that love island is 12 minutes delayed during pride month makes me want to flick acid in someone’s eye.
Why does Ashley Darby always gravitate herself to the gayest old white man?
May 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Why does Ashley Darby always gravitate herself to the gayest old white man?
Love Puerto Rico with the boyfriend ❤️
May 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Love Puerto Rico with the boyfriend ❤️
Not me friendship breaking up with my best friend on her birthday by sending her this clip from Real Housewives of Miami
May 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Not me friendship breaking up with my best friend on her birthday by sending her this clip from Real Housewives of Miami
In Puerto Rico for less than an hour and boyfriend shot a load down my throat and I shot a load over both of our heads. 🥵🤤
April 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
In Puerto Rico for less than an hour and boyfriend shot a load down my throat and I shot a load over both of our heads. 🥵🤤
Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor breaking up and still making their podcast together. They really are the modern day Fleetwood Mac. My apologies to Stevi Nicks.
April 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor breaking up and still making their podcast together. They really are the modern day Fleetwood Mac. My apologies to Stevi Nicks.
Want to hear the ocean’s secret?
February 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Want to hear the ocean’s secret?
Does a gay even go to Tulum without taking tasteful art nudes?
February 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Does a gay even go to Tulum without taking tasteful art nudes?
Not wearing clothes the rest of the week
February 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Not wearing clothes the rest of the week
Not my friend spiraling for 3 weeks worried that her best friend was trying to date her crush of 4 years but it was actually her gay friend who started dating him. 😭
February 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Not my friend spiraling for 3 weeks worried that her best friend was trying to date her crush of 4 years but it was actually her gay friend who started dating him. 😭
When the group chat is popping off on a Saturday but you have laryngitis and work again in the morning:
February 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
When the group chat is popping off on a Saturday but you have laryngitis and work again in the morning:
