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@cherojack.bsky.social

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cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 10h

If we're in for a century of this, maybe we should all develop a humiliation kink?

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 11h

Bro goes on a whole rampage to uncover his previous identity, but never even bothers Omni-corp about the fact that he's not getting a paycheck

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 16h

14 years ago, Obama killed an American citizen with no due process via drone strike because he was al-Queda. No one with actual power or influence gave a shit. It's been a long road to get here, but a real bipartisan success

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 16h

Every dietary supplement has a label half as long as the new testament and then a disclaimer that the FDA disavows everything you just read

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 1d

I hope that's a hacked cabinet where Little Mac is boxing libs and RINOs!

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you for calling my dead mom young

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 2d

a man 's head is surrounded by a bunch of green numbers and percentages .

ALT: a man 's head is surrounded by a bunch of green numbers and percentages .

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cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 3d

I think living in the future will be way more humiliating than that

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 3d

Non Player Character

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 3d

"The man with the most power is spending enormous energy to harm those with the least"

Wow, an objectively true fact. If only we had a national-level opposition party who could say things like this

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 3d

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cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 3d

I hate a big public restroom, so this must've been made for me specifically

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 3d

You did it to be more like your hero Phil Brooks

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 4d

They're the children wearing Mom and Dad's suits and shaking their heads in disapproval while their younger cousins (Repubs) are naked and smearing feces all over the walls and pouring gasoline on the carpet

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 5d

Liberty (to be on the dole) Or Death!!

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 5d

Best possible sign, for me, the innocent viewer

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 5d

Your wife is gonna take it away and I don't know if I blame her

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 5d

Soon all movies will be webcam movies, and posts like this will sound like complaining about too many "talkies" coming out in the 1930s.

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 5d

a man with a surprised look on his face .

Alt: POG the og one with the guy who got cancelled or something

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cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 5d

He's gonna take Yuta in the divorce

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 5d

My favorite once-a-decade podcast

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 6d

Too many adults wearing masks and going door to door this year. It's really killing the magic of the holiday for the kids

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 9d

They missed their bumbling, put-upon Nazi jailers.

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 9d

It's got real "child just yapping about shit" energy.

cherojack @cherojack.bsky.social · 10d

We're gonna get nuclear Armageddon man, I just know it. Boomers spent their whole lives preparing for it for no reason lmao 🫵😄