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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 8h

Inventor is just a very solid archetype on everyone.

And a good class.

cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 8h

Like, a mage drops a big AoE frighten? Just blanket the field in Assurance ranged trips for just maximum juiciness

Even helps with the drawback of crit fail Fear making them run far away. Shoot then drop that guy with your trip and they're down with a total -5 to attack and AC & need to Stand.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 8h

Blunt Shot gives Concussive and Ranged Trip now.

Even though you can't grab it until 8th from archetype, you previously couldn't get it. Improve your damage typing and you can keep Athletics trained up and use Assurance Athletics to do trip attempts at a distance ignoring the penalty and MAP.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 8h

Lookin' around at INT classes because my #pathfinder2e alchemist can take a dedication and am startled to find that Inventor's weapon innovation's Blunt Shot got upgraded in the remaster. I hadn't noticed.

In addition to the other stuff it's no wonder they raised the INT requirement to +3.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 15h

I don't think the world will ever come to terms with the fact that posting a pic of your dog makin a silly face and someone puttin text to it could morph into a massive tech scam & the symbol of a fascist dismantling the government or that a random tweet about morbing could cost a corp millions

cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 16h

It always annoys me when I hear Trump rattling off terrorist groups and throw all Islamic people on the list and never be called out on it.

Most people don't even know anything about the religion and think Muslims worship some pagan god or something. All from propaganda.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 16h

I tell ya one thing I would do if I were ever president is make it where news programs and default browser home pages had a feed of what elected reps voted for

The GoPpies would maybe hesitate for a fraction of a second before voting on nightmarish BS anyway and still getting away with it

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

I would enjoy a version of Harley Quinn where Batman finds out she's known he was Bruce Wayne the whole time but never did anything with the information because "It would be unprofessional."

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

Actually there were budget cuts in the company, it was only a lowatus.

cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

The funny part of the #pathfinder2e community ragging on crafting is if you use every available rule to make it interesting it's arguably overpowered and you should almost always have at least 2 people archetype into what they call the worst class (inventor) to be truly min-max optimal.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

The cast is also contractually obligated to pretend to not know what fans are talking about if the cats are brought up.

cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

And they hide the animal handler credit as a producer and credit the cats as production assistants.

And they never explain ever why they did that either if someone finds out.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

I want a sitcom where there's just a cat in every scene at a specific character's house and they never acknowledge it. But in like one episode before a break it's a different cat but it's the normal cat for the rest of the series.

And they never acknowledge either cat.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

Have him be around really high IQ people occasionally and he is uncharacteristically happy around them.

Like have a scene where someone does a string of jargon and he's got a big grin

Cop: Why are you smiling?

Him: I only understood half of that! 😄

cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

Likes he's this super apathetic dude that never went to college but he's just got higher intelligence.

One season he actually gets convinced to apply himself and the season heavily deals with him encountering people dumber than him there and it causing a sort of trauma response.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

of people in their age group and adult him narrates saying "That was the day I gave up." and cut to him working a mundane job.

He helps with a case and the consultant thing ensues but he's never portrayed as being super knowledgeable because he literally didn't attain much education due to apathy

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

I want one of those crime series where an outsider joins the police as a consultant due to a unique talent that makes them useful but it starts with the character as a kid barely trying on a standardized test and thinking it can't be failed then gets the results back that they scored better than 98%

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

And the correct move is for Mamadami to point this out every time mentions that Adams endorsed Cuomo.

Cuomo is backed by that kind of person, who also expects him to lose.

Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 1d

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Hizzoner is planning to appoint at least six new members to the Rent Guidelines Board, completely remaking the majority of the nine-person board ahead of Zohran Mamdani’s expected mayoralty, …

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

People will scoff at a 15ft cone but that's 1/4th a tile if you are in one of the center squares. And not all the space on tiles is always one room.

People judge ranges in the void of the dreaded White Room of Theorycrafting and that's no good.

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

I have previously used flip tiles as a reference for busting people's #pathfinder2e takes that are often muddied by not imagining effect sizes in context. These tiles are often used in PFS adventures.

Like, many spells are 30ft range. Most flip tiles are literally 30ftx30ft so 30 isn't that short.

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Brady! 🏳️‍⚧️ @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 3d

when trans people take HRT to feel normal: “look at these depraved sex freaks performing their sick fetish in public, we should bully them out of existence”

when cis ppl take HRT so they can fuck real good:

NYT Magazine headline “‘I'm on Fire': Testosterone Is Giving Women Back Their Sex Drive - and Then Some
There is no F.D.A.-approved testosterone product for women. Insurance won't cover it. Many doctors won't prescribe it. It's become a cultural phenomenon.”

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

#pathfinder2e #starfinder2e Dual Class Empiricism Investigator+ Analysis Witchwarper has so gd much Recall Knowledge

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cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

The grift is deeper than just the AI thing. Those monitors cost several thousand dollars each when they could have done this with 1 laptop they already have on site.

cheezeofages @cheezeofages.bsky.social · 1d

Thing can't even remember where it is half the time.