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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Jul 23

I don't even know who some of these people are.

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Jul 23

Ew no.

Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Apr 26

I desperately need to know if there is a picture of a hissing cat in this book that could have scared a 2-3 year old.

Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Apr 17

In the middle of everything else that fucking sucks. It will never end.

A crying Florida Gator hugs a crying Florida State Seminole after yet another mass shooting that no one will do a fucking thing about.

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Mar 17

They aren't even open on Saturdays. It feels like they're walking across the street to Lyrics . . .

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Mar 17

Let's go and ask them if school children should get free food.

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Mar 17

I'll take Denmark, please and thank you.

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Mar 17

Of course she does. What constitution loving American doesn't want to deport citizens? Oh . . . wait . . .

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Mar 6

Me: I'm doing so well budgeting this month! I should get myself a little treat.
Calendar: Ho, it is the 5th.

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Mar 4

What kind of mind looks at a Cyber Truck and thinks "That's the one. That is the truck I want."?

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Mar 1

Demented white woman wearing braids and gold chains.

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Feb 28

@yamhilladvocate.bsky.social your arch nemesis has opinions.

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Feb 28

So people-y. So. Damn. People-y.

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Feb 23

She's asleep on my head.

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Feb 18

$300,000? Does he want a rope bridge over 99? He should go back the 70s 🌽 he walked out of.

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Feb 18

Isn't he a Disney adult?

Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Feb 18

Free from hate and Firestone is an admin? Psssh! He's so hateful his eyes are crossed.

Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Feb 18

I'd hit Beth with a chair given half a chance.

Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Feb 18

But . . . He's an immigrant who came here illegally!? Please don't make me get back on Facebook.

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Feb 18

David drives a school bus for a living, y'all. He's around your children.

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Feb 18

Cheesus, Rebecca. Get some help. Pseudo-journalist spreading misinformation is too nice. She's a fekkin' liar with internet access.

Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Feb 13

Fight me.

Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Feb 10

This is kind of embarrassing. Think Taylor will leave before the end of the game to beat traffic?

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Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Feb 9

It was Pfizer that got the waterworks.

Cheesus Sliced @cheesussliced.bsky.social · Feb 9

Coca-Cola almost got the tears with that commercial, NGL. I wonder which company will get the award this year.